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seaweed is cool. seaweed is fun. it makes its food with the rays of the the sun. (header art by motoi yamamoto)

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

If the Lions lose, I feel like Eminem might start rapping about killing Kim again.

[Maybe: J Definitely: not on the Nazi site anymore @no_good_wyfe]

I give my 11 y/o nephew pastels and within 3 hours of receiving them he’s like “I call this one ‘Imprisoned’” ?????? Is this from a YouTube tutorial or something or is this kid literally Picasso including the mood disorder

[lexi @lexi_demi]

jazzmaster??? more like sassmaster💁🏽 @carlton_matt

[lexi @lexi_demi]

Never Have I Ever is such a good show and is making me so emotional. Damn @mindykaling I love you.

[Kate Baer @KateJBaer]

please stop

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Parenting is ok except for every once in a while when my 3-year-old requests “Ham Hands” for lunch, which is when she takes two handfuls of ham and eats it in the living room while she watches tv.

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Some other things my kids eat
https://t.co/WIezctdn3x

[Miki @miki_jamtex]

@kymbappes @PopBase He sued $3m that 👩🏼 🎿 ➡️ 👨🏻‍🦳 and now🧑🏼‍🦽. 👨🏼‍⚖️ dropped it ⬇️ to $300k. 👩🏼 countered that 👨🏻‍🦳🎿 ➡️ 👩🏼 for $1. 🩻 prove probably 👨🏻‍🦳⛷️🏔️➡️👩🏼. 🕵🏼 found🤳 of him 🏇 and🏋🏼👶🏻after incident. His👩🏻‍💼 was a fan girl. His 🎬 😭 was terrible. Gwyneth’s 🧥were🔥. He lost.

[B-Side Billy @KHARMA__]

That mf dashing thru the snow fr

[i like food @messedupfoods]

ginger bread cheeks

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

not work, not play, but a secret third thing (laying down and feeling bad about doing neither)

[lexi @lexi_demi]

@dehoptu Thank you so much. You have such a kind soul. And the cutest little beeb!!!!! Ps. I love ur flower linens💗💗

[lexi @lexi_demi]

Mmk, no one wanted to be kind, it’s cool. but the universe provided. I present, the opportunist squirrel.

[lexi @lexi_demi]

Having a hard day! Pls reply with pics of your animals and/or fav funny video!!!

[lexi @lexi_demi]

Having a hard day! Pls reply with pics of your animals and/or fav funny video!!!

[lexi @lexi_demi]

Petition to bring back blueberry muffin tops

[Eggo @eggo]

@alexandrawilky We’re so glad to hear that you enjoyed our Muffin Tops, Alexandra! While there are no plans to bring them back at this time, we’re happy to know that you’re still a fan!

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

me, into the taco bell drive thru speaker:

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Winston. He went for his first-ever walk today. Also took his first-ever mid-walk nap today. 12/10 huge day all around

[jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1]

Dogs that failed their drug and bomb sniffing training because they were TOO friendly can be adopted from the Transportation Security Administration.

[Patricia @IdealPatricia]

prosciutto before Italians harvest it from the sea
https://t.co/4KQGBCJTkJ