Alexia Konopka

TAMU delta gamma

[Nicky @nickturani]

A lot of people think the shape of the time zones are based on science, but I cracked the code

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

i let my son (7) watch one episode of criminal minds and now he only refers to me as “the unsub”

[🫧🪞 🎧🪩 @asolezz]

i am the way i am because i discovered lana del rey at 12

[kathleen barber @katelizabee]

Every email I ever send: Hello! I am extremely excited to be corresponding with you! You can tell by the number of exclamation points I use! Here is one sentence with a period so that I don’t come across as manic. Thanks!

[Jen Lewis @thisjenlewis]

I did the thing where I let my 2½-year-old nephew take over my Animoji and he mostly had one question

[david @_elvishpresley_]

me: *gets down on one knee*

gf: oh my god-

me: *gets down on both knees*

gf: wait

me: *puts shoes under my knees* look i’m at me a lil baby man

gf: marry me

[𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖉 @blondedvibes]

me thinking about frank ocean knowing he doesn’t know i exist

[Sadie @ladyysadie]

Me doing both Estelle and Kanye’s parts in American boy

[ItsGundo! @GundamIsHere]

I may have found the greatest content creator of all time!

[Alexia Konopka @lexi_jadee]

I feel like college is that one episode of icarly where Spencer slaves away at that claymation movie for weeks and then all it consists of is an alien and a space hamster watching a burrito fall from the sky for like 2 seconds

[Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser]

Why aren’t there new pasta shapes? We should be treating pasta shapes like iPhones, there should be a keynote every year.

[Jordan | Disney Dad @Jordan_Coombe]

Can't recommend this guy enough.

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

me when my phone dies

[Umar Nazir @UmarNazir94]

3 cameras of #iPhone11 explained!

[ab @anicshea]

i feel like this type of comedy being the majority of what we watched growing up is why we’re all weird as fuck

[The King @onespeed15]

The government created the Popeyes chicken sandwich to get everyone to forget about the Area 51 raid and it worked