Lexie Van Skyock

type 1 diabadass

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Call your mom tonight queen?

[Lexie Van Skyock @lexiev04]

instead it was my boss telling me I accidentally ran up a Texas Roadhouse bill on the company amex

[rin ☾⋆⁺₊⋆🇵🇸 @rinnystarr]

worried i’ll log into work tomorrow to an email that says “you are in BIG trouble and we all hate you”

[✨ just jack ✨ @luxurytrash_]

Ashlee Simpson was right; on Tuesday, I am fading.

[Penelope @PenelopeDejes18]

suicide postponed, fruits dancing to chappell roan

[Megan ☼ ♡ ꕤ @MegWritesBooks]

Obsessed with this guy on the US men's gymnastics team who's only job is pommel horse, so he just sits there until he's activated like a sleeper agent, whips off his glasses like Clark Kent and does a pommel horse routine that helps deliver the team its first medal in 16 years.

[samira @samirasamatalis]

i have watched this 70 times in 30 minutes. this is cinema to me

[a @escapefromseI]

Usher, sing for us!

Usher:

[crank @zacdose]

you’ve gotta be kidding me

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

like this if ur unwell and need a honey chipotle chicken crispers to revive you

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

seeing the big foot and the lochness monster kiss would make more sense in my brain than these pictures

[Lexie Van Skyock @lexiev04]

Teaching 8 year olds:

“That man LITERALLY looks like he was born on a city street.”

[Lexie Van Skyock @lexiev04]

Barbenheimer™️ party

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

my friends defending the guys they go out with

[megan | indy n1 🩵 @swftsgetawaycar]

me nearly every weekend during surprise song time

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

happy mother’s day to her