lexi

ciao betch!

[lexi @lexigara]

I get married in less than a month and just crushed an entire pizza for dinner 🫢

[Thunderchigs @thunderchigs]

@davenewworld_2 What the situation needed was more guns. As we’ve been told, if a good guy with a gun saw this, they could have stopped it with some of their own shooting. If the 5 and 14 year old had been armed, they could have protected themselves

[lexi @lexigara]

@GoForTheB_Man Anytime bil

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

if u buy pets from breeders instead of rescuing them ur a bad person i don’t know what to tell u

[Izzo4Prez @JaylenRMabin]

@Lubchansky We need to let go of 500 people to save money. But we’re also sending 8,000 people to Vegas for our annual meeting.

[shar @sharloola]

i’ve been forced to watch some football recently and i really think they should consider editing the matches to have confessionals from the players like in reality tv shows. would be way more interesting

[lexi @lexigara]

@CMcPherson95 @GoForTheB_Man Drag him!!

[lexi @lexigara]

When people post about their parents saying “wouldn’t be there without this guy/gal” … yes, correct, that’s how that works

[Caitlyn @wineallergy]

@jzux It’s never “too early” to eat certain types of food for breakfast, if you can have breakfast for dinner you can have dinner for breakfast

[lexi @lexigara]

@GoForTheB_Man Beautiful innit

[lexi @lexigara]

@_sfitzsimmons WHAT! Dakota nooo

[chloe @cuteCHLOthes]

someone need to tell southwest that we don’t care if one way is $49 if the other way is gonna be $400

[trash jones @jzux]

european restaurant: welcome to our home, stay as long as you like. may i offer you a cigarette

american restaurant: thanks for reserving. you have 1 and a half hours to stuff your little piggy face and get the fuck out of here

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the proud boys protested outside a drag queen bingo in texas last week and this one girl’s sign is absolutely taking me out

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

“actually we’ve met before” okay well I don’t remember you. Have you considered being less forgettable and insignificant