Caitlyn

“says she knows she’s all that” - Angel from Ricki Lake

[Caitlyn @wineallergy]

I had a nightmare that my sister dragged me to Wendy’s and wouldn’t let me leave until I ate a “crispy shrimp frittata”.

[Caitlyn @wineallergy]

Need to have a frank and uncomfortable conversation about pamono’s load speed

[slick @dlicj]

sorry guys you can’t build a fence high enough to keep me away from those $9 haircuts

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

I love you man. Youve always been like my butler to me.

[vg @VitruviusGrind]

asking the new pope why a loving god allowed the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River incident to happen

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

i know walton goggins can make a harmonica sound like a whole choir

[Caitlyn @wineallergy]

Having a migraine in the office is what it must feel like to be a jello salad at a 50s dinner party

[Caitlyn @wineallergy]

She’s so JPG

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

I almost got stung by several beace

[Birds Perfection @PazyBirds]

Red-fan Parrot 💚❤️💙

[Caitlyn @wineallergy]

I need $30k, it’s important

[Birds Perfection @PazyBirds]

Bridled Guillemot 🤎🤍🖤

[Caitlyn @wineallergy]

Oh shit

[Caitlyn @wineallergy]

I accidentally took both pills and now I’m at Sala A in Benito Juarez

[Caitlyn @wineallergy]

Men should not be allowed to say yap

[Caitlyn @wineallergy]

Look I’m not saying it was bad or that I didn’t enjoy it but I am saying that I would have downloaded a couple other options before my flight if I knew The Wicker Man was a musical

[Caitlyn @wineallergy]

Was having the time of my life at the aquarium until a group of mustachioed men wearing straw boating hats walked up next to me and started calling the manta rays sea pancakes

[Caitlyn @wineallergy]

The new water toys that tech moguls love

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

a thousand percent chance I get a little drunk tonight and try some Raygun moves

[Caitlyn @wineallergy]

There’s a house in Gold Coast that I am 60% certain use touch tunes