Pei Chang

UIUC | I'm not a doctor | analytics enjoyer

[Pei Chang @pchang04]

Trump can build a wall as high as he wants Messi will still curl it into the corner

[Staff Sergeant Lincoln Osiris 🇹🇹 @Balsamic_Vinnn]

These niggas finding out we really like that over here

[Basketball University @UofBasketball]

Finals FGA with 6+ seconds of Touch Time…

[Eric Hovagim @EricHovagim]

the tl is gonna look like this every time the US concedes a goal in the world cup

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

me after eating something I knew would mess up my stomach but I had to have it:

[bum @BattleRapBum]

he eat her phone, that’s a data byte

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

We are devastated by the passing of 3x NBA Champion and beloved broadcaster Stacey King.

[Laurie @LFCLaurie]

This is probably the best squad Portugal have ever had and they're going to throw it away to cater to the ego of a 41-year-old man.

[JB @jb2forty]

Premature ejac. You suppose save this one for real tournament not waste am for friendly

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

they needa hang that Zack Fox tweet in a museum

[Colb @___Colb___]

Wemby don’t even know we gonna hold this series against him for the rest of his career. 🕊️

[maybe: sasha @goalietaps]

objectively the best mantra but i do wish the rhyming scheme was ABCB instead of ABCC (my mayor is muslim / my christian dior / my bagel is jewish / my knicks in four)

[AlgoFlows @algoflows]

jane street is probably a place that has set back science by at least a 100 years. Stealing top tier research talent and making them do high speed coupon clipping to make rich people richer and also organize military coups in South Sudan.

[will @will_nba_hater]

Brunson has a 1 a/to ratio and is shooting 34% from the field, and his team is up 2-0 in the NBA finals, a new superteam merchant emerges

[Flows @FlowsAndolini]

You blackmailed a hospital while Daley sold our street rights to Saudi's. You're a felon

[💫Tribe 13X 🔻 💫 @B00K0FTRIBE]

“Wemby is a communist” yeah nigga Gorbachev 😂✌️

[nba shady facts and updates @spursremix]

dylan harper is like that one teenager who the whole restaurant depends on to function

[MwepuMagic @MwepuMagic]

Nick Woltemade. To this day this is the best penalty I have ever seen.

[BON @Gresham2x]

I ain’t even finish the first Alien Isolation that xenomoprh learned my breathing patterns and started pulling me outta lockers and shit

[Flows @FlowsAndolini]

Bears asking to pay less taxes than a Nordstrom and cheesecake factory and I'm supposed to blame the state for saying "hold on man"?

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

honestly one of the most humiliating decisions in professional sports history and proof that there are no adults left in the room trying to advocate for the League, just a bunch of billionaires trying to shake every last quarter out of their piggy banks