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willem dafoe fan account

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

My mom doesnt let me commit any crimes in gta online so i have to make all my money delivering pizzas and driving a taxi

[suri @suricidal]

speaking of old nba tweets this is still the greatest

[Vulgar Darling @lanaatyosemite]

When people say “men written by Lana Del Rey” and it’s some twink in a suit…baby this is the aesthetic…this is Off To The Races

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Netflix after helping you spell a movie they don’t have

[Sleepy time bear @bridespanker]

My favorite living artists name is Michael Godard and he paints Olives playing pool, poker, golf, robbing banks, and more

[Death by a Thousand Tweets @pittworldwide]

She’s laughed at on this app but this song is a masterpiece

[Nico Quejano @nicoquejano]

LOL. She knew what she was doing.

Drag Queens are great when it comes to making lemonade out of lemons.

[🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤 @VHSDVDBLURAY4K]

Watching just the way Christopher Nolan Intended

[Ellis @JimmyGibbsJrFan]

this is what republicans think tyler robinson's roommate was doing to him

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

how it feels to have a crush when you’re pushing 30

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

This is what my unfolded laundry is doing to me right now. I need help

[alls @quiiickly]

I spilled some salad in front of my students and I said Thats fine real winners can afford to lose every once in a while and they were like woaaaahhh

[rachel coster @rcosterr]

We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad

[♰ @reeceollld]

cereal be good as hell every 200 weeks

[Agreeable Greg @AgreeableGreg]

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July 

[a local @jedwill]

They don’t tell you that when you’re getting your wisdom teeth removed you can hear your teeth breaking

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Bro please be my black Kate Moss tonight dude please

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

when they make hate island somebody link me