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[lex @lexiklemp]

@cranium2001 @GlowSurfing They don’t want you to drive anything period lol

[lex @lexiklemp]

More graceful than anyone I’ve seen get on a floatie

[B&S @_B___S]

Just brown bear relaxing on pool floats

[lex @lexiklemp]

@cicero_mn We aren’t building with Lennar but need a powder room painted post-close - my choice not to pay the builder their rate. How can I get a quote from you?

[gabriella♡ @ghizeee]

Riverdale was soooo good until it wasn’t. Like why did they get powers?

[lex @lexiklemp]

I did this in the early 2000s lol

[lex @lexiklemp]

@ACadouglas It’s giving Lord Farquaad

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

You and your boy (both 25 handicaps) arguing about your golf game at the bar:

[lex @lexiklemp]

I’m here for the golf debate

[lex @lexiklemp]

This is my only relationship/marriage advice

[kels | tortured lawyers department @kelspluscoffee]

has anyone tried the “Scandinavian sleeping” thing where each partner has their own blanket & no flat sheet? my partner recommended it a while back but I didn’t think it was a good idea. we slept with our own comforters last night & omg this is a game changer 😂

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

Lemon chicken with WHAT??? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[lex @lexiklemp]

@Georgous__ Down for the DF ice cream but only if I can eat WITH chicken tenders

[lex @lexiklemp]

11 year old @Georgous__ could’ve had it all for us😩

[lex @lexiklemp]

Do u choose the same side of the plane every time or no?

[G @Georgous__]

“Great cosmo!”

[spicebae @spicebae_]

I WOULD KILL for Disney to put these games back up on their website 😭

[lex @lexiklemp]

Me walking down 494 to the airport in May

[lex @lexiklemp]

Her child is FIFTEEN, something ain’t right😂

[𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗠𝗲 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘁𝗮 @txsalth2o]

Last night my kid didn’t like dinner and refused to eat it.

I said fine- don’t. 2 hours later she says she’s so hungry, asks for chips & guac.

I said she can have the chicken in the fridge. She suddenly HATES chicken but is SOOO hungry…she stomps off, grabs a piece of paper & proceeds to eat it.

I was like “you’re so hungry you’ll eat paper but not hungry enough to eat chicken?” She angrily ripped off another piece and proceeded to chew.

Ok kiddo, enjoy that BM in the morning.

Parenting is freaking nuts .

[lex @lexiklemp]

“Newest bad boy” ??!?! Smh somebody didn’t watch shameless

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Inside the life of Hollywood's newest bad boy: Hunk Jeremy Allen White is a chain-smoking troubled former addict who's been through a messy divorce and must be breathalysed every time he sees his children https://t.co/d2WReLr6Mh

[lex @lexiklemp]

7 years later & he did

[G @Georgous__]

I should prolly put a ring on it 💍😱❤️ @LKlemp34

[lex @lexiklemp]

I didn’t think about this til now omg no