in 2019 my ex (WHO HAS A GIRLFRIEND) called me restricted whenever he wanted & i was stupid enough to answer every time. i know it’s him cuz he will text me off this stupid app since his gf blocked my # & today, he called me again & let’s just say, i grew & i let it ring.
Allegedly some horrible human beings have declared April 24th “National Rape day”. Be safe girls.
Also, if you are a male and you see anything fishy going down around your female friends, step in and end that shit
maybe im single, maybe im not. maybe im fucking my ex, maybe im fucking yours. maybe it’s fucking maybelline. ANYFUCKINGWAYS. mind. your. business. thank. you.
the law : 55 mph
me : 63 mph
* gets pulled over *
cop : you were going 75 mph
| next day |
the law : 75 mph
me : 85 mph
* red blue lights *
(this is gonna be good)
cop : 96 mph
either i don’t know how to read my speedometer OR my speedometer is broken.