lexi

i wanna ride it all night long (@mkekins) • constantly laughing • avid podcast listener • npr nerd • icu bsn, rn • baker u alum • very INFJ • she/her

[lexi @leximmorse]

hi, my name is lexi, and i used to read one direction fan fiction.

[Does Noodle Have Bones @NoodlesBonesDay]

It is a bones day! Spread bones day vibes today. #bonesday

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Someone just told me that he doesn’t like my shows because he can’t tell the “good” people from the “bad”people. I’ve never been happier.

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

Man i can’t wait for football season 😁😁😁

[GorillaSplit🦍 @SplitDizzy]

me coming to tell my passengers we might be a lil lost

[Johnetta Elzie @Nettaaaaaaaa]

I know that lake is a cesspool rn 🥴 yuck

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

“mental illness,” or, as your father calls it, “a weird mood huh”

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

this is still really funny

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

You are so fucking stupid. Plan B inhibits ovulation. It is contraception.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

no thoughts today. only float

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

They painted BLM instead of defunding the police, clapped for essential workers instead of raising the wage, and made Juneteeth a holiday instead of making sure Black folks can vote. Always a symbolic victory instead of a material change.

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

the blt community isn’t even hiding it anymore smh

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

no worries if not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is my love language

[Justin @judith_ism]

Girl are you okay? You’ve hardly put your records on.

[Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6]

“I wish I had Olivia Rodrigo when I was 15” you had Dubstep you ungrateful piece of shit