Lex 

vas où je vais

[black ocean @clitdad]

You're born.

You watch pants go from baggy to skinny back to baggy every 10 years.

You die.

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

i could never be a gambler i just spent money on pastries that weren’t even that good and my chest started to hurt

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

Vietnamese people and Mexican people share a very strong spiritual bond with one another

[･ ❦｡ ∴｡ ･ﾟ*｡. ࿏ ❦ @iiyn9]

grown ass man going to edc

[Lex  @lexipooo]

I seriously woke up earlier than I wanted to because of how bright my bedroom was so I ordered an eye mask right then and there. It was delivered to my door before I could muster up the energy to get out of bed that morning 😭

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

Amazon has officially launched 1-hour shipping in US.

Over 100 cities!

[masha @masha_slp]

Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first

[Lex  @lexipooo]

Ugh, the colors!

[NASA's Kennedy Space Center @NASAKennedy]

The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍

This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: https://t.co/kcP12dhsI2

[mau @rllydu]

mexicans love family so much. that’s why some mexican men have two

[Lex  @lexipooo]

@FrancesPatano I raise you a Cacio e Pepe martini 🥴

[Lex  @lexipooo]

@goodtitsbighrt I literally said this while standing in the crowd

[mia ★ @goodtitsbighrt]

“let’s slow it down for a bit” THAT WAS UR ONLY UPBEAT SONG YOUVE PLAYED😭

[Kush @kush_147]

Imagine hating me while I analyze the sociocultural context you grew up in to understand why you're such a horrible person

[gwen @mpumz_n_]

I hate an uneducated hater. Do some research, bitch.

[alex 🇺🇸 @patriotdog]

The price of pho has gotten out of hand. This is a poor man's food made from from scraps, why are you charging $22?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Imagine hating me while I analyze the sociocultural context you grew up in to understand why you’re such a horrible person.

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

if they nuke us can they make sure to do it in the morning i don’t wanna work all fucking day just to come home and get nuked

[Lex  @lexipooo]

@solodeauxleaux I SAID THIS TO MY BOYFRIEND THE OTHER NIGHT!

[Lex  @lexipooo]

@AntiDoc I clearly remember these photos of her are from 3-4, possibly even longer, years ago. WELL before ozempic, so what are you talking about

[ru🎀 @rvmbiie]

I don’t think Ciara knows how much of an important lesson she taught women by not going back

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

im extremely sophisticated as a person . my tastes and fancies are esoteric and profound . yes i spend 14 hours on my phone , but in the pursuit of an ephemeral truth , shimmering just over the horizon of the infinite scroll