Lex Luthor

blessed and highly foolish. |hampton alumna|

[Tee💗 @thoseanimegirlz]

LMFAOOOOOOOO

[Lex Luthor @lexislane]

I work a three day/four day alternating work week. And I hate to see that four day week coming.

[Lex Luthor @lexislane]

Got affordable floor seats for the Jersey and Houston shows. Feels so good to be God’s favorite. 🤠

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

Some man in the gas station just said I looked like a skinny Keke Palmer. I live

[Lex Luthor @lexislane]

@MrAviator1906 We typically spend $200 a piece once we split the bill.

[Lex Luthor @lexislane]

@green4plants @jiggyjayy2 😂 Cardi said pack it up LaCienega Boulevardez

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Have y’all ever tried going the speed limit and think they can't be serious????

[Lex Luthor @lexislane]

I’m re-watching This is Us, and Randal is a horrible person with no self-awareness. Almost insufferable.

[Lex Luthor @lexislane]

I need a new every day credit card. What are y’all using? Send the referral link.

[Lex Luthor @lexislane]

Genuinely did not know this man is still alive. Wow. God bless.

[POLITICO @politico]

Harris-backed filibuster change would ‘break’ the Senate, McConnell says https://t.co/vmbdIx0wQS

[Ben Crump @AttorneyCrump]

At 65, Nora Langdon struggled to climb stairs. Now, at 81, she’s one of the best senior powerlifters in the world, shattering records and redefining strength in her golden years. Her journey proves it’s never too late to discover your power and defy expectations!

🎥: @CNN

[The Adorable Menace @Legendar1e]

You about to get that honk shoo mimimi

[✨Siren🧜🏽‍♀️✨ @jinxthebaldy]

i would use my last breath to talk crazy

[A Scheme Coltrane Wilder Set Up @Beebz05]

Close that laptop and open the reposado

[sarah rose etter @sarahroseetter]

got a photo update from my dogsitter & instead of looking at my dog, i can only look at this DIVA on the left WHO IS SHE

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

Did you get the pencil?

[Pree @diabolicalpree]

IKTR Orville Redenbacher!

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

“are you just going to lay in bed all day”

would you judge a frog resting atop a lilypad? would you criticize a flower for enjoying the sun??

[Lex Luthor @lexislane]

This is a horrible dumpster fire of an office. And they have me working working. But I’m enjoying watching the chaos as an outsider.

[Lex Luthor @lexislane]

I’m supposed to be temping one day next week. They asked if I want to work the entire week (I don’t), but who am I to turn down all that money to go play around in someone else’s office.