marvelousmess

| 26 | someone’s boss

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

“I read something the other day”- me referencing a TikTok I watched

[marvelousmess @lexiturn_on]

@Remzsx Social media has really brainwashed men into thinking that all girls care about it dating rich men. I’ve never for one second took into account a guy or his family’s wealth before dating them and I doubt most girls actually do.

[marvelousmess @lexiturn_on]

@historyinmemes As a wax specialist, you hear references to this movie at least once a week😂

[marvelousmess @lexiturn_on]

@creepydotorg Shutters island

[Long Lost Leif Erikson @509RhymeAnimal]

If your church can afford a foot washing commercial for the Superbowl it should be pay taxes. Like a lot of taxes.

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i missed your text i realized i’m going to have to keep responding to texts for the rest of my life and i got really tired

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

me at 3 am suddenly deciding that i want to have a glow up:

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me: “i hate drama, i wanna live a peaceful life”

also me when drama happens:

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

“do you remember?”

me:

[delia @delia_cai]

life with astigmatism is more romantic because every light is a twinkle light

[earth tones, with a vest @hatedbyvegans]

“Soft launch” this “hard launch” that, back in my day if you were even slightly interested in someone you’d post full photos of them on main for mcm or wcw

[Rob @thegallowboob]

The University of Kyoto in Japan allows students to wear anything they want for their Graduation ceremony. This is the way.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

lives were changed

[Victor 🦇 @himbo_chico]

“you’re in america, speak english” the white woman yells at a worker at a taco truck on sepulveda blvd in the city of el segundo, in the county of los angeles in the state of california.

[ce n'est pas erica @sourhoestarter]

i cant stop reading gwyneth paltrow’s husband’s instagram captions about her

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

NEW: Texas Republican state legislator Bryan Slaton, who has led the charge to ban all-ages drag shows because of his supposed deep concern over “the sexualization of our children,” is facing allegations of inviting a young intern to his home late on a weekend night and serving her alcohol — even though she isn’t old enough to legally drink.
#NotADragQueen

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

a partner that updates u on everything they do unprovoked is everything.

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Decided to use my 3D printer to figure out how the hell we’re doing this.