Lexie

wine & spirits industry • vegan • intersectional feminist • LGBTQ+ • BLM • she/her

[Lexie @lexlikesyou]

@radiok hearing y’all razz on AJR while being a fan of Black Eyed Peas is actually hilarious

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

We can officially raise the alert level from "Wow, Things Sure Seem Bad"

to

"Uh Oh! I Recognize This One From the Textbook"

[Lexie @lexlikesyou]

ok boomer

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Wow who would have thought that electing a rapist would have complicated the release of the Epstein Files?

[Lexie @lexlikesyou]

@Target discontinuing the two grocery items I regularly buy there means the boycott can go from 90%-100% #bye #gardein

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

The guy that shot Osama Bin Laden wants me to be his sex slave.

[Lexie @lexlikesyou]

October 16th and @cariboucoffee is out of apple flavor for the year? I’m sick of fall being over before the leaves have changed 😭

[Lexie @lexlikesyou]

Hey @panerabread your new menu sucks

[Rep. Becca Balint @RepBeccaB]

The Israeli siege on Gaza has killed thousands of civilians, thousands of children. Millions are without food, water, fuel and medicine. This is dire.

What is needed right now is an immediate break in violence to allow for a true negotiated ceasefire.
https://t.co/6IblwV2XGa

[Lexie @lexlikesyou]

@repcleaver STOP SENDING MONEY TO ISRAEL PLEASE. Thanks.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is collective punishment and a violation of international law.

We cannot starve nearly a million children to death over the horrific actions of Hamas, whose disregard for Israeli, Palestinian, and human life overall could not be more clear.

We must draw a line.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Dying Gazans Criticized For Not Using Last Words To Condemn Hamas https://t.co/pshItr0uUS

[Rafael Shimunov 🍉 🕎 @rafaelshimunov]

Massive crowd of Jewish New Yorkers assembling to refuse US backed Israeli attacks on Gaza. Not in our name! No #GazaGenocide

[Lexie @lexlikesyou]

@iamnatethegr8 @sixeirl omg what a little gremlin, does your mommy know you’re on the internet making yourself look foolish?

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

Even CNN can no longer ignore how much of a pathological liar Biden is. If only they’d given this proper coverage during the primaries before it was too late.

[Lexie @lexlikesyou]

@Ashley4MO @MOLegDems @MoStateFair @AdrianPlank47 @KathySteinhoff @gretchenbangert @SarahUnsicker ☹️ 🐮 poor cows

[Bill Chopik @Chops310]

Recently, a date said they were an INTJ (i.e., Myers Briggs). I told her, “I'm a PhD in psychology. I refuse to entertain some unscientific typology of personality with dubious scientific backing.”

I took pride in expressing my needs. As a Pisces, I really struggle with that.

[Lexie @lexlikesyou]

@SirRhett @meghaverma_art Women don’t want to sleep with you we get it

[Lexie @lexlikesyou]

Also: must wait to play 2 step until floor is too sticky to 1 step

[Lexie @lexlikesyou]

Qualifications to be a DJ in the ozarks: scare people out of the bar with your shouting and bad remixes by midnight