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[B @ParmaJawnCheese]

We peaked here

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

Why is it that actual human jobs like baker, florist, teacher, and childcare worker barely pay a livable wage, while fake jobs like AI specialist bootlicker, marketing campaign parasite, and synergy consultant are pulling six figures?

[BIGMEM12 @BIGMEM12]

This is like George Bush getting told about 9/11

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but getting this note from Dolly really had a an impact on me. She definitely didn't have to take the time to do it. Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon. A superstar in every sense. Rest easy Dolly. And thank you for the kind words.

[Ishmael Johnson @IshmaelRJohnson]

“She wants to rest in cotton because after a life of wearing rhinestones, she wants to finally be comfortable”

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

if you see me double fisting beers and hotdogs on saturday please know I’m celebrating beer and hotdogs and not this black mirror episode of a country

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

hulu makes you watch one ad for each breath you take in a day

[Andrew Solender @AndrewSolender]

my takeaway from the super bowl ads is that the entire american economy is being propped up by AI, weight loss drugs, cryptocurrency and gambling

[Zirksee🍽️ @Zirksee]

Whoever cleared him to return has his over today

[🌨️ @NotLikeRuss]

Tom Brady: “They have a great relationship”

AJ Brown and Nick Sirianni:

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

Bengals’ official statement tomorrow (probably):

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

I know Tom Brady has a football helmet in a closet somewhere whispering to him like the Green Goblin mask after seeing this

[apostle nay @HTX_Nay]

Me at the Thanksgiving table seeing my fantasy star Amon Ra St Brown getting hurt in the first quarter

[UNO’s Burner🫡 @JaMarrMVP_]

They was in that meeting scratching they ass

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Cam Skatteboo returning to the play for the Giants next Sunday

[💡 @crystalbaee1]

Mean as hell trynna be a nurse, baby they need you at TSA.

[rylee ⸆⸉ @swiftlyburrow]

jamarr chase to jake browning in the locker room at halftime

[bab @1xeraz]

This would send me into psychosis

[the bitchelorette @Bitchelorette_]

me pressing play on the new season of love is blind when I swore I was done after last season

#LoveIsBlind

[gala @galisimaa]

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