alexis kay

writer. creative director. smart ass.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

At this rate, I would accept a debate by smoke signals.

[alexis kay @lexplease]

@aplusplus Haha I thought the same thing

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

If we’re going to rise to this moment with the attention and action that it fully deserves, we better start listening. We better own up to our own responsibility that led to this moment. And we better start inviting change.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

"Let’s do this another way. Let's stop thinking our voice don’t matter and vote. Not just for the president...educate yourself and know who you’re voting for. And that’s how we're going to hit 'em."

[alexis kay @lexplease]

Taking this as a very good omen. Hope You Like Lasagna https://t.co/vtrNl1taFD via @thecut

[alexis kay @lexplease]

an inspiring read. “Everything Will Be All Right in the End” by @AndrewChamings https://t.co/FIN6TnfNLS

[alexis kay @lexplease]

stay informed. https://t.co/ANwKQi9vZI

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

Woman Facts: https://t.co/n0wvcRJg3Z

[alexis kay @lexplease]

I am a woman who cannot draw. these are women who can. https://t.co/xuU5AWCXc2

[Jenni Konner @JenniKonner]

Where the FUCK is Beyoncé?!

[alexis kay @lexplease]

Hi! Tomorrow I’ll Either Be Working From Home or Selecting My Coffin https://t.co/OEqSco3t5d

[alexis kay @lexplease]

Why Do Men Take So Long to Put on Their Shoes? https://t.co/NfNPcKxFnN via @TheCut

[alexis kay @lexplease]

"I know one thing: that I know nothing." Socrates (and me, plagiarizing Socrates)

[alexis kay @lexplease]

when did everyone start describing babies as delicious? are we eating babies now?

[alexis kay @lexplease]

@dave_gilmore I think that would hold up in court.

[alexis kay @lexplease]

I'm eating a lot of cheetos and getting a lot of compliments on my skin. coincidence?

[alexis kay @lexplease]

"Why can’t we replace small talk with big talk and ask each other profound questions right from the start?" https://t.co/cWUJfJJ3K6

[alexis kay @lexplease]

another thing cats have no time for: dancing

[alexis kay @lexplease]

@noraborealis I don't want to get all "Apple" on you, but I'm pretty sure there's an app for that.

[alexis kay @lexplease]

happiness lies somewhere between days 1 and 3 of getting what you want.

[alexis kay @lexplease]

never underestimate the power of accidentally listening to a celine dion song.