lexrae

new n improved (forgot my old password and username been locked out for months)

[Brooke Dienstag @brookedienstag]

One does not simply listen to savage remix... it’s a full blown event

[lexrae @lexrae6]

Excuse me hello is anyone out there idk what to do I’m in love with drake and I don’t know who to talk too god is that you it’s me Margaret

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

I’m just realizing right now that tortilla chips are just soft tortillas cut into triangles and baked up to be crunchy. Is that super idiotic of me? I mean it definitely is...but am I alone here? I don’t ever connect those two things

[T @tylerthecreator]

I FAVORITED THIS 9 YEARS AGO JUST FOR THE MOMENT TO TELL YOU I GOT ONE. YES IM PETTY AS FUCK, GOOD DAY MARK.

[lexrae @lexrae6]

@tayyyy_leigh

[Kay Angrum @kayangrum]

Just watched these two guys go OFF to “Work” by @rihanna on the train. It was magical. New York, please, never change.

[lexrae @lexrae6]

Tears

[Brooke Dienstag @brookedienstag]

@__lex623 Yeah yeah we were all there and remember it well

[Brooke Dienstag @brookedienstag]

@__lex623 Yeah yeah we were all there and remember it well

[Loud Sean @Loud__Sean]

A True New Yorker’s guide on what to do when you find yourself on the subway tracks and a train is coming - CC: @KFCBarstool

[Oops She Did It @she_oops]

I asked my husband if I’m the only one he’s been with. He said yes, the others were all nines and tens.

Send bail money.

[lexrae @lexrae6]

I want to pet the police dogs

[lexrae @lexrae6]

@tayyyy_leigh

[grant @TakeForGrantd]

i watched my wife fall off a cliff... your whole world can change in a matter of seconds. mine almost did.

[feitelberg @FeitsBarstool]

When did we just stop taking the tails off shrimp in pasta dishes? It’s the stupidest complaint ever but I’m making it.

[Yahya Ahmad @Yahyaaaaa01]

The woman that I would try, is happy with a good guy #gameofthrones

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

crazy how i started eating food in 2nd grade and now everybody’s eating it

[lexrae @lexrae6]

@tayyyy_leigh Had to confirm but was also STARVING ln once I laid in bed

[lexrae @lexrae6]

@tayyyy_leigh Eat dinner ????

[lexrae @lexrae6]

@tayyyy_leigh

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

If you make your own fucking nachos you should be institutionalized

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Now you’re in NEWWWWW YORRRRRK, concrete jungle where they just throw a bedsheet over the dead bodies and don’t even shut down the subwayyyyy, there’s nothing you cantttt dooooo!