Iโm crying the maintenance guy didnโt think I was home, just came in and told my dog to shut the fuck up ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Hooked my phone up to this man car & my other niqqa kept calling
yall
why tf he answer it & we ain't hear nun but the dude breathing in the phone?! So he kept asking "bruh who this???" & the other mf yelled out " THIS IS NEPHEW TOMMY FROM THE STEVE HARVEY MORNING SHOW & YOU JUST GOT PRANKED BY YO GIRL PORSHA" | laughed so mf hard & next thing you know my face was smushed up against the passenger window
YโALL WOULD BE SURPRISED HOW MANY PEOPLE LEAVE WORK, GO HOME, EAT, SHUT THE DOOR, SCROLL THROUGH THEIR PHONE UNTIL THEY FALL ASLEEP, AND ENJOY THEIR LITTLE WORLD. THATโS IT. THATโS THEIR LIFE.
My parents were in the middle of an argument when my dad proudly said, โI bought you a house and a car,โ and my mum casually responded, โThatโs standard procedure.โ LMAOOO