A-TROL

[Kung Fu Panderer🐼🥋👊🏾(They/Them) @JustSayBasir]

Me, at check out:

[pj @pjayevans]

shit is wild

[Chris Lake @chrislake]

Dancefloors. We miss you.

[Z🌞EY @zoeytshade]

this was the best good morning text I ever got

[haley kathryn stout @HaleyyStout]

girls monday-friday: men arnt shit

girls saturday & sunday: can we come out on ur boat??

[sav @savannahkealani]

i will sell coke before i sell arbonne

[rico @somethinglovely]

yurrrrrrrrrp

[Crystal @Crystal_lite226]

DJs gonna start saying “If you had a birthday during Quarantine make some mf noise”

[𝒥𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓃 𝒢. 👸🏼 @jxseliin]

Im not an alcoholic, I’m just down.

[James @CaucasianJames]

glad zoboomafoo isn’t alive to see all this

[Lana Del Rey @lanasmysoulmate]

Me restarting a Lana Del Rey’s song because the part that hurts me the most didn't hurt me enough.

[devon spinnler townsend @devonspinnler]

airbnb coronavirus
guests 🤝

devon was a great host

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

“I’ll have a Corona... hold the virus!” -a dad on vacation somewhere in Florida right now