alex

1/2 posh, 1/2 sporty. lived in LA for a bit and now i’m back in the best city in the world.

[alex @lexxxbraun]

anyone who doesn’t use a binder clip as a chip clip is a sucker

[beaujolais papi @beaujolaispapi]

@CouncilmemberKJ Philly deserves leadership that honors its workers. Mayor Parker’s refusal to meet the - REASONABLE and FAIR - demands of DC 33 shows a lack of respect for the city’s backbone. If she won’t, she shouldn’t lead. #ImpeachCherelleParker #RespectDC33

[alex @lexxxbraun]

the best men in philly are named Jim and they work at Wawa

[alex @lexxxbraun]

diet coke and a beta blocker on ridge ave

[alex @lexxxbraun]

MARCH EQUALS MADNESS!!!!!

[alex @lexxxbraun]

i want to name a dog porter so when we go on walks i can call it a “porter potty”

[alex @lexxxbraun]

there should be a community support group that checks in on people who still have their christmas lights up at the end of february

[alex @lexxxbraun]

a lot of pennsylvania isn’t philly and that scares me

[alex @lexxxbraun]

uber could be using their technology to help source lifesaving rides during the california fires but they’re offering a free ride credit (up to $40) instead

[alex @lexxxbraun]

the orange bowl is the coolest and the rose bowl is the cutest

[alex @lexxxbraun]

you make your therapist laugh? that’s cute. mine just added me on co-star.

[alex @lexxxbraun]

greedy acoustic version by tate mcrae as the sun sets on 76

[alex @lexxxbraun]

if you distance yourself from people so they can’t judge you, you stop them from getting close enough to support you

[alex @lexxxbraun]

listening to diary of a CEO and applying dior lip glow oil on lincoln drive

[alex @lexxxbraun]

if you don’t listen to your gut why would it talk to you

[alex @lexxxbraun]

so happy to see that everyone is CLOTHED on kelly drive today

[alex @lexxxbraun]

yellow is really having a moment

[alex @lexxxbraun]

for periods i put exclamation points and for exclamation points i put two (2) exclamation points

[alex @lexxxbraun]

crossing the ben franklin wildwood bound as my spray tan sets. bliss!