Lex

My toxic trait is being a diehard Minnesota sports fan

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

stoned to the point where i can’t enjoy my movie because i know the actors are acting

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[LaMelo Ballsdurf @Tallsdurf]

Tell him Mike Conley still doing it

[Big Baller Brandon @BrandonBeck4]

Me getting through the workday thinking about Game 6

[Sam Sherman @Sherman_FFB]

Kirk Cousins agent

[Jon Crotty @JohnCrottyNBA]

First day on this earth and she’s watching Bam drop 80

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

We just told Royce that Donna Kelce's home renovation is going well

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

ban it from showing the people i went to high school with what they’d look like as a cartoon character too while you’re at it

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Me as soon as the weather hits 75 degrees

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

gonna name my son garret. short for cigarette

[Renee @PettyLupone]

maga: Sorry those kids were killed at school but no one’s taking away my right to carry. Fuck that.

Also maga: He was carrying. ICE is justified.

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

See you in 7 days! #NFLRedZone

[#SincereFC @NotLikeRuss]

Imagine the Dallas Mavericks traded away their 26 year old superstar

[Lex @lexyraes]

Me at work liking every tweet about Adam Thielen coming home 😈

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

Byron Buxton went off on his bobblehead day yesterday and completed the first cycle in Target Field history!

🚨 REPOST NOW FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A SIGNED BYRON BUXTON BUCK TRUCK BOBBLEHEAD 🚨

[Lex @lexyraes]

Please get this man a ring 😭💜

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

Six-time Pro Bowl safety Harrison Smith will return for a 14th NFL season, agreeing to terms today on a new contract with the #Vikings, per sources.

At age 36, Smith is still playing at a high level and can now add to his hall of fame resume.

[brian @brianonhere]

Do i still need to get a Real ID or did we get rid of that part of the government

[Mark Kaboly @MarkKaboly]

We can catch a rocket ship returning from space but we can't tell if the ball touched the 40 yard line or not.