lex

☼ sagittarius ☾ libra ↑ libra

[Coco 🇺🇸 @CoClarified]

This morning my 5 yr old boy was watching me put on mascara. He was clearly fascinated by what I was doing. He asked why I was doing it. I said because I like it and it makes me feel pretty. He then said, “I want to wear makeup too”.

Now, this is where some insane mothers these days would take his request as some kind of hint that he’s really a girl, but actually he just wanted to look nice too. So I helped him dress up in his nicest holiday suit and of course a tie so he could feel handsome. I complemented and hugged him, and we took pictures.

He wasn’t telling me was a girl— All he wanted was to feel special with his mom. That’s all they really want.

[lex @lexyy_nelson]

netflix can you put friends back on the list so we can all cry and watch chandler bing

[lex @lexyy_nelson]

i hate that grief comes in waves

[lex @lexyy_nelson]

why do you people care so much about peoples sexuality? its invasive and gross grow up

[ڈائکزادی @dykezadi]

taylor swift did not write the most lesbian situationship coded album of our time for y'all to call red straight

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Woman of the Year.

[lex @lexyy_nelson]

quite literally mental illness love

[Jordan Schachtel @JordanSchachtel]

The head of global markets at Credit Suisse is a mentally ill "gender fluid" man who sometimes believes he wakes up as a woman.

[lex @lexyy_nelson]

i love the way celsius hits me in the mornin

[lex @lexyy_nelson]

actual yuck

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Harry Styles is ranked among the Top 5 most handsome men in the world, according to Science.

[lex @lexyy_nelson]

“notify anyway” should not even be an option for another person tf apple fix this

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

people who hit “notify anyway” be having some audacity

[lex @lexyy_nelson]

and that is why north dakota is elite

[James @CaucasianJames]

as a midwestern man that’s lived in wisconsin, minnesota, and illinois, i would just like to say these states do not claim this combination and can only imagine the only one that does is ohio

[lex @lexyy_nelson]

my lexapro has me standing up for myself wow crazy

[lex @lexyy_nelson]

@NightHawkinsane HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[lex @lexyy_nelson]

everyone needs to stop having babies because now i want a baby

[lex @lexyy_nelson]

im a sucker for hoodies i’d wear this

[Jess Zafarris 📚 @JessZafarris]

Costco’s Kirkland hoodie might be the quietest and most brilliant brand merch drop I’ve ever seen

[lex @lexyy_nelson]

true, but also men stop fucking doing this

[Xaviaer DuRousseau @XAVIAERD]

Idk whose wife, daughter, niece or sister needs to hear this, but go buy a gun and learn how (and when) to use it.

[lex @lexyy_nelson]

count your blessings and say your i love you’s

[lex @lexyy_nelson]

i’ve never been so happy

[lex @lexyy_nelson]

i will never get behind the the almond milk, oak milk, whatever other milk besides cows milk trend ever. disgusting

[lex @lexyy_nelson]

i will never understand the mindset of a person who literally marries someone who cheated on them. like, therapy is cheaper than a wedding and a divorce!

[lex @lexyy_nelson]

it’s 33 degrees and i have my AC on in my car. am i okay