🍑king peach🍑

dummy thicc and nothing more.

[🍑king peach🍑 @lez_lumz]

COVID-19 Moved the World on Its Axis: How Your Software Company Can Respond | WIRED https://t.co/6pyGWkSMlm

[🍑king peach🍑 @lez_lumz]

Relaaaaaaax

[🍑king peach🍑 @lez_lumz]

My dad cried because I gave him a card with trees on it 😭

[🍑king peach🍑 @lez_lumz]

@feelflows_ Lol this isn’t about gravity, this is about RETENTION.

[🍑king peach🍑 @lez_lumz]

It’s always the first to go, but I’m gonna do my best do counteract w squats and lunges! 🍑

[alessandra @allieabbrancati]

@lez_lumz Get it girl don’t lose the booty

[🍑king peach🍑 @lez_lumz]

Jorja Smith is so underrated based on her lyricism alone.

[🍑king peach🍑 @lez_lumz]

Also, the stupidest thing about this app is that they give u the option to record w a photo as if anyone’s gonna be looking good after a run. It makes me laugh, so I do it 😂

[🍑king peach🍑 @lez_lumz]

My new goal is just to become whoever the fuck I thought I was in 2013 😂😭

[Allie Goertz @AllieGoertz]

Is this how idiots acted when seatbelts were invented? They protested over their right to die in a crash? My god. WEAR THE MASK.

[🍑king peach🍑 @lez_lumz]

@RandySavage_69 I’m just mad at how much sense this makes for no reason 😂 Luther’s facial expressions go so well with Issa’s face!

[🍑king peach🍑 @lez_lumz]

Oh noooo, this is tooo much (never) 😂😭😂😭😂😭

[Step Daddy @RandySavage_69]

I’m legitimately in tears Lmfaoo

[🍑king peach🍑 @lez_lumz]

I want love until I don’t.

[🍑king peach🍑 @lez_lumz]

If a friend calls you out on your bad behavior, listen.

[🍑king peach🍑 @lez_lumz]

@wesleyeley Yesss

[🍑king peach🍑 @lez_lumz]

I don’t even want a massage, I just want someone to drill their elbow into that ONE spot under my shoulder blade until I pass out or break in half.

[matty @poastsbymatt]

let's say, hypothetically, that i did fuck wayne. now, for the sake of this argument, let's add that i also fucked drake. given this situation, its reasonable for one to assume that both would have, in fact, eaten my ass exactly as if it were, say, a cupcake.

[🍑king peach🍑 @lez_lumz]

No one:
Not a soul:
Me, to myself, completely unprompted: *whispers* “bun dem.”

[🍑king peach🍑 @lez_lumz]

@UncleFly_ It’s really fine if you’re taking them from angles that make it look bigger. We’re not mad.

[🍑king peach🍑 @lez_lumz]

My period really had to come and ruin this nice shroomy wave I was on today... o well.

[🍑king peach🍑 @lez_lumz]

Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch.