My son and I went on a tour to Houston Stadium. We were admiring the 71,000 seat arena when suddenly he pointed at the pitch. “Dad, who is that man camping there?” I sighed.
“Son. That is Penaldo. He lives in that penalty box. This is why you must study hard in school.”
The defending might look bad but it's muscle memory from the Portuguese because that's the sort of goal they let Ronaldo score in training to stop him sulking
a lot of people seem to dislike this but i actually think they should give this treatment to more old newspaper comics. I want to see dennis the menace's father explain that nonbinary people don't owe you androgyny
Congratulations to Lionel Messi on still having a worse World Cup goals-per-game ratio than Jon Dahl Tomasson and Enner Valencia
(For balance, Cristiano Ronaldo's is worse than Tim Cahill and Landon Donovan's)