Lucy Horton

love, laughter, music

Upcoming: 1st national tour of Anastasia the Musical! Tickets and cities:

[Lucy Horton @lfhorton]

@united @clxhealth this a bad look my dudes, help this lady get her test so she can fly

[Elaine Horton @yogalaney]

Anyone care to help??? @united @CLXHealth

[Lucy Horton @lfhorton]

hey @SouthwestAir been trying to receive my flight voucher from a last minute cancelled flight for over a month, and haven't had a straight answer. Plenty of talk, no actual action.

[Amy McGrath @AmyMcGrathKY]

When you can't run on your record, this is all you got. @barrforcongress I sat on a runway on Sept 11 with missiles strapped to my F-18 awaiting POTUS orders to shoot down civilian aircraft to defend our homeland. What sacrifice have you ever made for our country over your party?

[devyn @sentfromdevyn]

If you’re reading this release your shoulders from your ears, unclench your jaw, and remove your tongue from the roof of your mouth. We physically tend to hold onto stress in least noticeable ways. Relax.

[Lucy Horton @lfhorton]

@SklarBrothers nail polish on Baby toes to tell twins apart 🙌🏼🙌🏼

[tarte cosmetics @tartecosmetics]

When you rush home to do nothing 👌 #tartetalk #memes 📸: @grlsthinkimfuny

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

National Suicide Hotline
1 800 273 8255

I’ve brushed up against this darkness and I know it’s a tempting exit but REACH OUT to ANYONE. Stay on this side of it — in the light and warmth. Where you get to try again, every day.

[Lucy Horton @lfhorton]

And water is wet. https://t.co/z4XvTMX5Md

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Opinion: President Trump is normalizing racism https://t.co/UgMiavf9iO

[David Hill @davehill77]

First they came for Roseanne, and I said nothing, because Roseanne sucks. Then they came for Bill Maher, and I said nothing, because Bill Maher also sucks.

[juni θ∆ 🔜 BLFC @JUNIUS_64]

PSA: THIS BEE IS A FRIEND

if you ever see a bee like this, thumb-sized, dark wings, white face, shiny black abdomen, it’s a male carpenter bee!

HE CANNOT STING YOU. He may bump you or chase you because he is defending his territory. But he cannot harm you, please don’t harm him

[Lucy Horton @lfhorton]

@paulschwartzman FLINT STILL HAS NO CLEAN WATER

[Lucy Horton @lfhorton]

@ashleyn1cole THIS THREAD IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN ON TWITTER

[Lucy Horton @lfhorton]

@Ryspeaks @michelleisawolf Just, like, stuck there.

[Lucy Horton @lfhorton]

@scottEweinberg It’s never easy. You did the right thing. Take the time to grieve. He loved you and he is no longer in pain. You saved his life and gave his time on this earth purpose. 💖

[Lucy Horton @lfhorton]

@MizMishegas Who run the world? Murderinos.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: A suspect was arrested in the case of the Golden State Killer, the serial murderer and rapist who terrorized California in the 1970s and 1980s https://t.co/d2CAutKjj2

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

If they’ve really caught the #GoldenStateKiller I hope I get to visit him. Not to gloat or gawk — to ask him the questions that @TrueCrimeDiary wanted answered in her “Letter To An Old Man” at the end of #IllBeGoneInTheDark.

[Lucy Horton @lfhorton]

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT https://t.co/Tsi5zVMmbr … @MyFavMurder @KarenKilgariff @GHardstark @StevenRayMorris