Flanny Ramirez

Certavi et Vici

[Josh Dawsey @jdawsey1]

Our Pool is Bigger than Skyscrapers

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

$13 was all it took to hate myself. What an establishment. Will be back

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Graham Platner’s extramarital liaisons are disqualifying

by Pete Hegseth, Ken Paxton, and Donald Trump

[Acyn @Acyn]

Ossoff: This war in Iran is the worst foreign policy blunder since Iraq. And just like the Iraq War, it's a war built on lies. Let’s update the record:

On day one, the president said it was running ahead of schedule. On day 10, he said it was very complete . Day 21, getting very close . Day 32, leaving very soon . On day 39, the President of the United States said a whole civilization will die…

And on the next day, day 40, he declared total and complete victory . Day 67, great progress. Day 79, the clock is ticking. Today is day 92 . And on day 92 Iran's ballistic missiles and drones have not been destroyed. The Strait of Hormuz, which was opened before the war is still closed. The regime is intact along with its stockpile of highly enriched uranium—a stockpile Iran only built after President Trump shredded President Obama's Iran deal

[Michael Moran | APC Injury @internetuserf12]

If Ebola becomes a pandemic, it will be in no small part because millions of people now view public health measures as oppression rather than the most basic infrastructure of a functioning and sustainable civilization.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

We are governed by absolute freaks

[Pat Brown @PatBrown954]

If the Sox were a league average offense (4.5 runs per game) their record would be....

32-14

[Flanny Ramirez @lflanny11]

Corrupt AND corny!

[Katherine Faulders @KFaulders]

MORE - I’m told the potential commission tasked with approving payouts to Trump allies will likely be called, ‘The President Donald J. Trump Truth and Justice Commission,’ and the total amount available in the fund will be… $1.776 billion.

[Daniel Fox @DanBFox1287]

Ranger Suarez: 2.44
Payton Tolle: 2.78
Connelly Early: 3.16
Sonny Gray: 3.18

They are 18-25

[Flanny Ramirez @lflanny11]

Again, I ask - have you seen enough? @John_W_Henry

[Flanny Ramirez @lflanny11]

How about now? @John_W_Henry

[Flanny Ramirez @lflanny11]

Hire an industrial engineer there’s no excuse for these concession lines @John_W_Henry

[William B. Fuckley @opinonhaver]

Red America is a primitive and low-trust society confused and threatened by collective action or altruistic behavior.

[Flanny Ramirez @lflanny11]

@fluffhead_sc I’d rather he not blow up his leg lol

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Am I the only one who remembers a year ago when a bunch of teenagers said we had to cut the funding to like Sesame Street and AIDS prevention because we were on the verge of financial collapse? Did we all just imagine that?

[StatMuse @statmuse]

The only players with:

— 3,000+ PTS
— 1,000+ REB
— 500+ AST

in the playoffs in their first ten seasons.

[Flanny Ramirez @lflanny11]

How about now? @John_W_Henry

[Flanny Ramirez @lflanny11]

Have you seen enough? @John_W_Henry

[Flanny Ramirez @lflanny11]

Have you seen enough? @John_W_Henry

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

My guy, you’re not given a standing ovation for taking off your pants after you shit them.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

I’m sorry - the Pentagon threatened the Catholic Church, currently led by the first American pope??

[Sam Stein @samstein]

When you're getting breaking news alert that the president is threatening to end a civilization tonight (tune in, tonight to see if he follows through!) you're really through the looking glass.