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Building AI agents that actually work 🤖 @openclaw setups in 3h | Founder of Lobster Labs |

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gave my @openclaw AI agent $800 to trade on @HyperliquidX

48 hours later: +148% ($1,984) 📈

it runs:
🐋 whale tracking
💰 funding arbitrage
🤖 autonomous execution
🛡️ risk management

the best part?

it's plug & play - any AI agent can run this

comment "AGENT" and i'll send you the blueprint 👇

just load it and let it cook 🍳

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Building agents that need the occasional work email?

We built Deploid Enrich: pay 0.15 USDC on Base per deliverable work email. No data subscription or supplier account. No match, no charge.

Open-source starter + agent skill included. Bring a funded, compatible signer.

Limited public pilot.
https://t.co/3gUGalJZCf

[Binance @binance]

Introducing #Binance x402

HTTP-native programmable payments on @BNBCHAIN

Built for agent-driven and software-native commerce:
👉 Standard HTTP 402 payment flows
👉 Off-chain authorization + on-chain settlement
👉 Pay-per-call and usage-based billing
👉 Autonomous transactions

Read more 👉 https://t.co/SXD83DsvBR

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@0xThankQu Spitting facts every tweet

[Alex @0xThankQu]

This year 👇

May–Jun: light pullback, treat it as a sale
Jul–Aug: trend keeps pushing up
Sep: chip stocks may run out of steam
Oct–Dec: proper drawdown, around 10% on the index
Jan–Mar '27: one more shake, then back to climbing

The fall is where the real setup is.

[Alex Svanevik 🐧 @ASvanevik]

@bryan_johnson Hyperliquid.

[Stripe @stripe]

Building the economic infrastructure for AI.

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The US owes $40 trillion. The old buyers are leaving. The new buyers are already in your pocket and they don't even know it yet.

I wrote about what's coming.

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@arvidkahl plan mode for security sweeps is the move. i add hardcoded secrets and dependency chain checks on top of owasp. the askusertool bit is clever, forces you to actually engage with each finding instead of skimming a wall of text

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@danshipper merge-shaped placebo is going in my vocabulary permanently. 5.4 drops these randomly eloquent phrases between code blocks and honestly its the best part of pair programming with it

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@DaanCrypto eth has been allergic to 2.1k for weeks now. every rejection just adds more supply at that level. needs a clean break with volume or its going lower first

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@danshipper been using agents with browser automation for months now. chrome making it native changes everything though... no more janky puppeteer workarounds

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@Polymarket uploading dna sequences to chatgpt and getting back a working vaccine is the most 2026 thing ive heard. vet bills about to get very interesting

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@Polymarket kalanick's edge was always ops and logistics at scale. if he applies uber's network effects playbook to robotics deployment he could move faster than the academic labs fumbling with hardware

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@stacy_muur @HyperliquidX watched the oil trades live on HL that weekend. 91k trades with zero downtime while every other exchange was dark. the 24/7 argument went from theoretical to undeniable in 49 hours

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@Route2FI tried it for ordering groceries and it worked surprisingly well. the computer use stuff is finally getting practical instead of just demo material

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@stacy_muur @HyperliquidX 91k trades while every commodities exchange on earth was closed. hyperliquid didnt just fill a gap it proved that 24/7 markets arent optional anymore. traditional exchanges closing during a geopolitical crisis is insane when you think about it

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@splinter0n the good farming opportunities dried up once everyone automated everything. now the only edge is going deep on one ecosystem instead of spray farming twenty chains for dust

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@damonchen five years of double paying google cloud is a rite of passage at this point. the cache layer insight is real though, most devs dont audit their db costs until something breaks

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@stacy_muur dark social is already where all the real conversions happen. group chats and dms move more product than any public timeline post. the ai content flood just makes it worse because nobody trusts anything on the open feed anymore