Laura F Whitaker

Impatience, progressivism, concealed MBA. Feeling Gen-Xier every day. Hey that rhymes 🐈🤘🇺🇸 she/her

[Laura F Whitaker @LFWFTW]

@computer_gay I too can make incomplete anagrams

[Laura F Whitaker @LFWFTW]

@DDOTDC any chance for a compassion relocation tow? A car is in the Emergency Parking zone and our required photo uploads failed 72 hrs ago so we got denied by the tow phone line. #AdamsMorgan #help

[Laura F Whitaker @LFWFTW]

a (further, devastating) wrinkle I never considered

[Janessa Goldbeck @jgoldbeck]

For lawmakers, the time is long past to consider whether the ban on comprehensive abortion services on DOD facilities is consistent with military readiness. In light of today's ruling, this law creates significantly greater risks to our national security than it did yesterday

[Laura F Whitaker @LFWFTW]

@RussInCheshire As a non-Brit with no knowledge of Gavin Williamson may I justify my “like” of this tweet by pointing out its spectacular layered insult. 10/10 stars

[Laura F Whitaker @LFWFTW]

@PostLive @RepSeanMaloney @CapehartJ I'm so confused is this not happening?

[Laura F Whitaker @LFWFTW]

@PavlovicNBCS Great episode as usual. I listen via Stitcher and they have a janky “Balk Tak” graphic associated with the podcast …???

[Laura F Whitaker @LFWFTW]

@scottsix @PavlovicNBCS It’s the Miami Vice deletion for me

[Laura F Whitaker @LFWFTW]

Okay 13 years ago this was a thing I did.
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Laura F Whitaker @LFWFTW]

@shannonrwatts Thank you for waiting a full ten minutes to turn this into a fundraising moment you ghoul

[Laura F Whitaker @LFWFTW]

@CarlosLozadaWP that Nassau Hall-level pride, he's feeling it!! From a fellow Tiger, sincere condolences on your loss.

[Laura F Whitaker @LFWFTW]

Mornings are better with What a Day! #WADsquad My vote 🙋‍♀️ + yours 🙋‍♂️ = #Webbys People’s Voice glory for @crookedmedia. VOTING ENDS TODAY: https://t.co/ZT21vCn5u9 #Webbys

[Laura F Whitaker @LFWFTW]

@alexpbloom @MayorBowser *searches map for nearest Giant pharmacy*

[Laura F Whitaker @LFWFTW]

@alexpbloom @MayorBowser AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Laura F Whitaker @LFWFTW]

@W7VOA @MLB @Mets @Nationals Ugh x 1000

[The Anthem @TheAnthemDC]

Ready for 2⃣0⃣2⃣ to become #⃣5⃣1⃣.

[Laura F Whitaker @LFWFTW]

@HelicoptersofDC It’s doing circles above 4th and K (roughly) 🌀

[Laura F Whitaker @LFWFTW]

Keep up, boomers. (... and Gen Xers, etc.)

[Laura F Whitaker @LFWFTW]

@djswiontek @AngryBlackLady Wore this shirt yesterday! ✨

[Laura F Whitaker @LFWFTW]

@AngryBlackLady 🗽🗽 every day

[Laura F Whitaker @LFWFTW]

delightful