Lily Feiger

may i please remind you that it does not say rsvp on the statue of liberty

[Lily Feiger @lgf98]

I just accidentally asked Anderson Cooper to show me his credentials. I will be taking the rest of the year to recoup.

[Ross Connolly @ConnollyRoss]

"I'm Jonah Ryan and I am running for US Senate in Maine"

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

It's Mariska Hargitay Summer. We're celebrating our friends. We're cheering on our team. We're hanging out with our hot husband. We're starring in a one-woman show. We're stopping sex crimes.

[Jonathan 'Boo and Vote' Cohn @JonathanCohn]

Mayor Michelle Wu on researching what to write to a future mayor in a time capsule and reading the letters from past ones, starting with “Sir, “Dear Sir,” and “Mr. Mayor”:

“They could picture flying cars but not a woman or mom being mayor.” #bospoli

[Pentagon Pizza Watch @pizzintwatch]

🚨BREAKING: Several pizzerias near Independence Hall in Philadelphia are surging in activity.

[Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom]

Well, at least they're getting some fresh air. A lot of moms thinking "it's awful quiet down in the basement today."

[໊ @juliechen]

I know the perfect taylor frankie paul bachelorette replacement

[AIPAC 🇺🇸🇮🇱 @AIPAC]

.@jstreetdotorg is making the case that politically active pro-Israel American citizens are to blame for antisemitism.

What should concern those who care about Jewish safety is being told they must follow different and special rules and standards than other Americans.

Shameful.

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

Los Angeles is now the hottest place on planet earth

[brayan bello defender🙂‍↕️ @tessiesbestie]

this half time show had everything. Cardi B. Pedro Pascal. Lady Gaga. the transcendent hope of a more inclusive America.

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

If someone works full-time and receives SNAP, that means your taxpayer dollars are subsidizing the company's profits bc it refuses to pay them a livable wage.
This can only be said so many ways; it isn’t difficult to grasp.

[Nicholas @NicholasPas5]

This is like maybe the only franchise where I completely agree make as many Knives Outs as physically possible

[bbl mccarthyism @hellciee]

the love is blind "experiment" has enough samples and data. the conclusion is no and also it shouldn't be. end it.

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

I feel deeply connected to her due to a shared compulsion to make every possible thing about ourselves

[Trisha Paytas @trishapaytas]

I wanna be in this even tho I have nothing to do with the show

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

NOT EVEN JD “JUST DANCE” VANCE CAN SAVE TRUMP FROM THE DISASTROUS MAPS “WAR” HE HAS STARTED. NOT EVEN HIS EYELINER LINES LOOK AS PRETTY AS CALIFORNIA “MAP” LINES. HE WILL FAIL, AS HE ALWAYS DOES (SAD!) AND I, THE PEACETIME GOVERNOR — OUR NATION’S FAVORITE — WILL SAVE AMERICA ONCE AGAIN. MANY ARE NOW CALLING ME GAVIN CHRISTOPHER “COLUMBUS” NEWSOM (BECAUSE OF THE MAPS!). THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. — GCN

[Samantha Bush @stillonzoloft]

Me after saying “I wanna switch gears” in the middle of conversation

[andres @DblAuntAndres]

ace is making up for all the promposals he couldn’t organize for his friends when he graduated high school during covid.

[jo in world cup mode🇭🇹🇺🇸🇫🇷🇧🇪 @jowithnessa]

nic has friendly conversations with huda then gives her daily reminders that he still don’t like her #loveislandsusa

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Christopher Walken says Bugs Bunny is one of his favorite actors.

He told Ben Stiller that "A lot of times I’ve played roles as if I was Bugs Bunny... but nobody knew"

[໊ @sonohoor]

is everyone losing it and crashing out rn or is it just me and justin bieber