Lauren Gomien

South Alabama alumni 🐾

[Lauren Gomien @lgomien]

This has not aged well… #belly

[Paul Revy @paulrevy]

@lgomien You are only allowed shelties

[Paul Revy @paulrevy]

Daughter @lgomien appears to have returned from College reincarnated as Gordon Ramsey, during his Kitchen Nightmares days. Every single f#cking thing in my pantry is finding its way into the bin. Some of it’s less than 2 years old!

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Your boyfriend is extremely unattractive and Ariana���s song doesn’t apply to him. Stop worrying about it. Stop tweeting about it.

[shelby @shelby_lee_and]

those tumbling passes are unmatched

[SUBLIMINAL @innocitto]

This is too much fun and I'm the last guy who wraps everything up 😅😊

[Alex Lasker @StateOf_ALaska]

Ariana Grande with a ponytail:
-fierce
-fashun
-thirty n flirty n thriving

me with a ponytail:
-young colonial boy
-eager to serve
-ready to die for his country if necessary

[Brit @brittney_reyes]

here’s a video of my bulldog politely asking to hold a tiny bird

[New Girl @New_GirlTV]

"Eyo Cece, what up fam? It's your girl Winston. aka Winnie the Bish, aka aka aka Brown Lightning."

BRB, dying. 😂😂😂 #NewGirl

[Lauren Gomien @lgomien]

Must have reached my expiration date because I’ve been sick ever since I turned 22. #bestbynov11

[jensen kendall @jensenmares]

He constantly thinks the screen door is closed, so we have to pretend to open it for him to come inside

[Maddy smith @maddy_smth]

Open for a surprise

[Lauren Gomien @lgomien]

@isabellerzz I’m sorry are you saying your bad decisions ,that almost killed you, makes you more grown up than this girl? HA maybe y’all are the ones who need to grow up

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Zaffy. She likes to relax in the pool and blow bubbles after a long walk. An incredibly advanced maneuver for such a young puppo. 14/10

[Bailey Mayes @bailey_mayes4]

This is beautiful

[LONG.LIVE.ACEY @aceyreeves]

Ya know they make workout machines super adjustable for people that are tall yet I see nothing being done for da shorties out there like myself 🤬