Lennie Harper

Lennie Harper, Professional Liar who occasionally writes them down. Currently querying my historical romance. So I only stress cry 1-4 times a day

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Today's Wordle
Not to flex ✌️

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On every level except physical I am the angelic but suspicious fancy boy from an Agatha Christie novel

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Relatable Art Moods - Day 4‼️
RT & answer this Q to enter the draw to win a Wacom One!💘

Q: What part of the drawing process gets you most pumped?

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Clip Studio Paint 40% or more off sale also on now! Ends Nov 30❗️

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@Jamiegrl A group of crows is a Murder, many lions is a Pride - is a group of white lids is called a Delay?

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@Scoutdwriter This is the most unfair truth in the universe. I am bad at keeping secrets and finishing projects these are vaguely related facts

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@JessLTwrites The left one is for emotional support and the right has a gold fish cracker stuck at the bottom of the cup. I am ambidextrous and emotionally fragile

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@YanyLynn Literary merit is for old men and buzzfeed listicles - the hot new trend is literary demerit where we make a genre worse for our own reading enjoyment

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Can you believe my husband just GAVE me his phone number??? And I can just text him???

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Oh it keeps going

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No one tell my best friend that I screenshot her drooling over @IwriteOK and his 'journalistic' 😏 'integrity' 😏 (wait is 😏 the horny emoji? Putting some🍆🍆🍆 to cover my bases)

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Dear Authors with Periods
PMDD is a real ass thing. I struggle with it really badly. It's totally valid when you are getting edits or critiques that are just destroying you to ask "where am I in my cycle?" It affects how we process and we shouldn't brush it off.
#WritingCommunity

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Everyday on this godforsaken rock I am forced to learn something about Gilmore Girls or Supernatural and yesterday I found out Jared Padalecki was main cast of Gilmore Girls and honestly I am STILL MAD about it

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@TXMichelle_Cruz If you find the memory of where I left my passport let me know

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Don't you hate how in order to be an author you have to let people read your writing? Yes my book is with my editor right now

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In just 6 days 😱 the next novella from Richard Wang comes out. The first in the series has all 5 stars and is available right NOW #fantasy #orctober (okay it is not part of orctober but the tag made me lol)
Terrence the First: An Underbanks Tale https://t.co/uvEl0RxqgZ

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@AngwenHofman You need someone on the back to keep your butt warm

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@Scoutdwriter I am sorry! That is infuriating. But you did remind me to cancel my canva. So thank you! ❤️

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@MAKendallAuthor Fight! Fight! Fight! There can be only one!