ha$ler 🦅

I’ll do it in a minute

[Jamie H @JamieHComedy]

Sorry a film where Peter Andre has to pose as a Jamaican gangster to pay for his Grans care home. It might just be peak art.

[Alfie | HITC Sevens @HITCSevens]

Just 9 days after making his debut for Al-Fayha, Chris Smalling already appears to have an excellent grasp of major Saudi state infrastructure projects.

Really impressive to see this kind of passion for local issues at a time when many footballers just seem to follow the money.

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

I know I’m old cause a niggas rap name is enough for me to never play his music

[Kae Kurd @KaeKurd]

This is a nation of professional protesters.

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Isn’t that the bully from The Simpsons

[Keir @thefeniangmbno]

This should’ve been a Galatasaray or Fenerbache team. Saudi has ruined UCL tradition.

[mooms : WCP (world cup pervert) @Danny_McMoomins]

Huw Edwards 3 year deal with Marseilles let's gooooo

[Colin Millar @Millar_Colin]

"Are you interested in signing Deivid Washington for €21million?"

"Yes I am."

[James @JxmesCPFC]

Can’t wait for the double announcement of Nketiah and Lacroix.

Knowing our track record it’ll be Lacroix wearing a beret throwing onions & Brie at Nketiah through the smashed window of a Morleys as he’s trying to drink a can of Mirinda & order 8 spicy wings.

[Oli Philip @OliPhilip_]

Sven. Not many men are both gentlemen and shaggers. A generational talent.

[Billy @_billyreid]

Peter Drury commentating on a tap-in in a mid-table game:

[Sunday League Hipster @HipsterManager]

This app will break down when they play Chelsea at home and give it to Astrid Wett

[It's Richard Stott @TheRstott]

9am on here tomorrow

[Oli Philip @OliPhilip_]

Couldn’t be arsed with the amount of public toilet pisses that this would induce. The Fulham boys have it right. Bit of cheese and a nice bottle of red. Nowt daft.

[Sunday League Hipster @HipsterManager]

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[Bacardi Oakheart @Midgetgems26]

"Jermaine Jenas & Huw Edwards to present a podcast together about being sacked by the BBC. It must not, repeat must not be titled Huw Jenas"

[Heaven Sent 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @lesse_jingard]

Jermaine Jenas on Talksport when they go to the news headlines