Dear the 26,097 families and friends who have lost lost loved ones during this awful time.
It's not all bad news, Stanley Johnson is "absolutely delighted" at the birth of the next in an indeterminable number of grandchildren he already has.
Have some fucking tact, BBC.
Richard Keys: “I wish it wasn’t Newcastle the Saudis wanted to buy. We've been talking a lot about morality and resetting the button recently.”
A reminder that Richard Keys cheated on his cancer-stricken wife of 34 years with his daughter's best friend for 18 months.