Liam Confrey

[Liam Confrey @liamconfrey]

@QuinnyPig what is "step 7, master the wolf" a reference to?

[Liam Confrey @liamconfrey]

@jacko2323 Quick put it in the trade machine!

[Victoriano Izquierdo @victorianoi]

In 20 years, vibe coders will look at the Linux kernel repo the way we look at the pyramids. In awe, unable to imagine how they managed to drag all those giant stones and pile them up in the middle of the desert.

[Ryan Els @RyanEls4]

Now he has gone too far 😳

[Randy “Bound to Relapse” Chilton @RandyChiltonAA]

If ur not drinking 13 beers with me I can only assume ur drinking 13 beers against me

[Blaythe @Blaythexxx]

Beating the dogshit out of my family at Mario Kart. No handouts. 1st 13 times in a row. People are crying. I feel nothing.

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

Fixed it.

(SOUND UP)

[dax @thdxr]

so many different CI products and no one wants to admit it but jenkins was peak

[Spencer Greenberg 🔍 @SpencrGreenberg]

Sometimes, groups are genuinely found to differ a bit, on average. For instance, it may be found that men are a bit more dishonest than women or that Chinese kids outperform Americans at math.

At this point, people tend to go off the rails in one of 2 ways:

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[Liam Confrey @liamconfrey]

@jacko2323 Nice pick!

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

Ah yes, the lucrative industry of “boring nerd things you need not trouble your pretty little head about.”

Try “it‘s like a souped up Microsoft Excel.”

[Liam Confrey @liamconfrey]

@SharpFootball Serious question - why can't the NFL just add another bye week (or two) to the schedule? Then arrange the schedule so that games that occur outside of sunday/monday are always when those teams are coming off of a bye.

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

"I've always wanted to say this.....for-shizzle"

[Matt Popovich @mpopv]

we are so back

[Jennifer Begakis @jenbegakis]

“i’m a life coach!” the most unstable woman you've ever met

[𝔅͛𝔯͛𝔦͛𝔞͛𝔫͛ ͛𝔚͛𝔥͛𝔢͛𝔩͛𝔱͛𝔬͛𝔫͛ @brianwhelton]

#VMware

[Infield Fly Girl @infieldflygrl]

I think he should be forced to carry it to term

[Charlotte Wilder @TheWilderThings]

Oh okay so when Jason Kelce does it everyone loves it but when I do it it’s “time to go home”