Christie Y'all know Ronaldo's late felony kick knots it up at threes for the Portugaleze in their game with Spain Soccer Club. The Real Salt Lake Madrid athlete also found the ball bag with a PK, and another time thanks to dumbass goaltendering from Richard De Gere.
Therapist: What's wrong?
Me: If I do the Borat voice once more, I'll be getting a divorce
Therapist: And who told you that?
Me: *tearfully clears throat*