King Lears

I got a lazy third eye.

[King Lears @liamdog420]

Waiting for someone else to realise I'm famous, cause right now I'm the only one who knows.

[King Lears @liamdog420]

I bet my mom can beat up your mom.

[King Lears @liamdog420]

Nobody wished me a happy leap day. Something wrong wit y'all.

[King Lears @liamdog420]

@Camcam1717 NAW dog, just regular iCarly you thirsty ass

[King Lears @liamdog420]

Miranda Cosgrove hasn't done shit recently.

[King Lears @liamdog420]

@Camcam1717 You can't call it an iCarly without Sam

[King Lears @liamdog420]

@Camcam1717 Man, I was thinking an iCarly reboot... Smh

[King Lears @liamdog420]

Me in hs: Chilling with 8 homies playing with clay for a grade

Also in me in hs: fucking kill me I can't wait till this shit over

[river @00rivs]

Some of yall play rock paper scissors on shoot and it shows

[Migo with tha Motion @EnchiladaJoseph]

I miss Hastings

[Jack Wolanin @WolaninJack]

Everyone watch out for those cracks when shoveling!

[King Lears @liamdog420]

@00rivs @BeefedUpStud @urvillageidiot @ameenwastaken Homebois hooked up to an HP 😂😂😤

[King Lears @liamdog420]

I'mma tell my kids this was CeeLo Green

[King Lears @liamdog420]

@SlothMyMango @AZSwampy02 hit him up

[King Lears @liamdog420]

@youngcocomuffin That's why we takin bars till we on Mars.

[Migo with tha Motion @EnchiladaJoseph]

“These hoes is cheese on a board”

[King Lears @liamdog420]

*me playing beer pong with my cat*
Black Marcus: Yo bro, could I get balls back
Me: naw bro I'm really sorry

[King Lears @liamdog420]

@youngcocomuffin Wyd?

[King Lears @liamdog420]

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