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[IcyVert @IcyVert]

dudes with a 1.4 GPA when it’s time to do a cod zombies easter egg

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

“You dodged a bullet” ok and maybe I wanted to get shot. Ever consider that

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

Cancel that 401k baby I’m in a t-shirt and shorts a week from christmas we not making it to 2030

[Plies @plies]

Integrity Is At A All Time Low!!!!

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

you have to stop. Your castle walls too tough. Your chainmail too different. Your wench is too bad. they'll kill you

[💰The Insurance Don💰 @BTInsuranceCEO]

Today really taught me the importance of family. Y’all can keep the anti marriage and kids shit. Being 50+ and alone sounds lame as fuck, I don’t care how you chop it up

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

"I think we have more machinery of government than is necessary, too many parasites living on the labor of the industrious."
- Thomas Jefferson (1824)

[wint @dril]

the IDF has bombed Disneyland after reports that a hamas member was wearing a mask and running around there like a scooby doo villain

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Thank you, veterans past and present, for saving the world

[weaponized autist @rarer_cat]

well well well... if it isn't the fruits of my labor

[weaponized autist @rarer_cat]

pipe down your honor you werent even there

[I @youngcocomuffin]

@anothercohen No we run on caffeine and spite

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

can i come over and lay in your bed with jeans on

[I @youngcocomuffin]

@EnchiladaJoseph Fire joke 🔥

[Ciroc Obama @BrolmGay]

that 2 for $4 monster deal at gas stations has crippled the white community more than crystal meth

[I @youngcocomuffin]

@EnchiladaJoseph respect the grind

[I @youngcocomuffin]

@EnchiladaJoseph charlie don’t surf

[Trippie Redd @trippieredd]

The real risk is never tryin