remi the chef

Not here to put socks on caterpillars

[remi the chef @liamgil51899404]

Bring back Smorgeys

[remi the chef @liamgil51899404]

New Years resolution. Drink more care less

[remi the chef @liamgil51899404]

If you’re feeling frisky, French onion dip all the way.

[remi the chef @liamgil51899404]

If you can’t sniff it, throw it.

[remi the chef @liamgil51899404]

I ordered the chicken one, the pepperoni and the female one.

[remi the chef @liamgil51899404]

If you ever shit yourself just make sure you let all people working around you know. You don’t want them thinking you’re a gross bastard that doesn’t shower, you’re just that fucker that shat himself in the morning.

[remi the chef @liamgil51899404]

Stuck between two conversations. Coal consumers influence and a mate cheating on his missus with a stripper.
Me and the bag have never been closer than this moment.

[Blinky Bill @Blinkybill37]

Might get into the porn business. Call myself Saverio Cocca

[remi the chef @liamgil51899404]

Fuck covid and fuck Sportsbet

[remi the chef @liamgil51899404]

@gilgunderson69 Please let me dream of catdog instead

[remi the chef @liamgil51899404]

Nothing worse than being “that lanyard guy”

[remi the chef @liamgil51899404]

Hope you like prison food and penis

[remi the chef @liamgil51899404]

If you believe you’re in the movie In Time you don’t feel guilty for eating breakfast on the shitter #FridayThoughts

[remi the chef @liamgil51899404]

Who picks up the guide dog shit

[remi the chef @liamgil51899404]

Imagine putting your time and money into raising a child only for them to be a recycling bin checker. Get royally fucked mate.

[remi the chef @liamgil51899404]

Was so happy when Ballantyne retired. Then tom papley walked in.

[remi the chef @liamgil51899404]

Yeah so what I cut my spaghetti up like a preppy
But who’s the big idiot with sauce on their chin champ

[remi the chef @liamgil51899404]

If I don’t hit a multi soon I’m hitting the pipe

[remi the chef @liamgil51899404]

Seeing all these blokes put their heights into their Instagram bios. Can’t wait to see the messages flood in once I punch in I’m 5’11

[remi the chef @liamgil51899404]

Really just wanting Peter Mitchell to wrap up his segment with “and that’s the waaaaay the news goes”