Next to the MausoLiam

Bringing you awkward silences since 1990.

[Next to the MausoLiam @liammcox]

@WWE__History @David_Ornstein @DTathletic @SebSB @TheAthleticFC But Mr.Hogan, Villa literally did 100% go down at the same time that Spurs were qualifying for Europe regularly
That probably has some impact on their spending power, brother

[Next to the MausoLiam @liammcox]

It's giving 'Championship shirt you see when you flick on to Main Event slightly too early for the Super Sunday 2pm kick-off' so yeh 100% nailed it

[Footy Headlines @Footy_Headlines]

B O L D

[ava @avathfc]

When Kinsky makes 3 mistakes leading to goal tonight I don’t want to hear it

[Next to the MausoLiam @liammcox]

Probably schedule the announcement tweet for about 21.55 on Thursday

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Evann Guessand needs five more goal involvements to seal a permanent move to Crystal Palace from Aston Villa 🚨

[Next to the MausoLiam @liammcox]

'Unposted Draft Tweets Composed On My Way Home From The Tottenham Hotspur Stadium Season 2025-26'

[Letters of Note @LettersOfNote]

Happy birthday to my favourite of all the haters, Charles Darwin

[Next to the MausoLiam @liammcox]

Vanish without a trace within 3 months or sweep all the podcast awards next year, there will be no in-between

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Ant and Dec launch their first podcast - a smart move or late to the party? https://t.co/WAgLYu4Yx7

[Next to the MausoLiam @liammcox]

Scrolled past a bit too swiftly and thought Amstell was back on Buzzcocks

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Weekly quiz: Which countries said they would boycott Eurovision? https://t.co/hV5d1sihkA

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

6 - Harry Kane has never gone more than six top-flight starts in a row without scoring in his career. Referenced.

[Next to the MausoLiam @liammcox]

@FootballCliches Pay Esh Vay

[Next to the MausoLiam @liammcox]

@tehTrunk @WindyCOYS If he had the power to restore his and Nathan's hair OR remove Bardi's for the benefit of the overall TEI aesthetic, which would he choose

[Next to the MausoLiam @liammcox]

@Belgian_Hotspur Sideways pass but it's into the box

[Next to the MausoLiam @liammcox]

@tehTrunk Not sure my wife will accept 'I'm bolstering the January '26 Savinho kitty' as an excuse when the packages start hitting the mat

[Next to the MausoLiam @liammcox]

You're not getting me that easily Thomas

[Premier League @premierleague]

3️⃣ wins, 3️⃣ goals, 3️⃣ clean sheets

👔 Nuno Espirito Santo is your @BarclaysFooty Manager of the Month

#PLAwards

[Next to the MausoLiam @liammcox]

Dunno man, a bunch of 'em did racially abuse one of our own players so maybe don't lean too hard on what our fans 'deserve'

[The Spurs Express @TheSpursExpress]

Reminder that the transfer window shuts in 12 days. Spurs now scrambling around making calls. Then we’ll take 2 weeks negotiating a fee before running out of time. Club is run by amateurs. Thomas Frank deserves better. The fans deserve better. Embarrassing mess.

[Next to the MausoLiam @liammcox]

Haven't had a chance to check today so I'm assuming this is the biggest thing going on in Spurs twitter rn

[Premier League @premierleague]

You have voted Richarlison as Player of the Matchweek for the opening weekend! 💫

Relive his stunning brace in @SpursOfficial’s 3-0 win v Burnley 👇

[Next to the MausoLiam @liammcox]

Spurs have binned off their delicious crisp waffle fries in favour of an inferior french fry. God I'd love that to be the biggest disappointment I experience here this season

[Next to the MausoLiam @liammcox]

👑

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Erik Lamela has retired from professional football.

[Kidiabaponytail @KidiabaPonyTail]

HI @ICE - Could you please deport this man back to his home in North London?

[Jus⛏in🩸 @Justin_SofOK]

Hulk Hogan Dog Bark.mp4 #tna10

[Next to the MausoLiam @liammcox]

👑

[GAEL @GAELDesignShop]

Mo Chara has been released on bail and is due back in court this August. He requested an interpreter to translate proceedings as Gaeilge. 🇮🇪✌️🇵🇸