Liam

my johnson so hard they call it dwayne the rock

[Liam @liamtzs]

@NapoleonBonabot

[Liam @liamtzs]

@fleshsimulator Aye, all 4 of them

[Liam @liamtzs]

@no_404_username @Daniel86Cycles @blandCinema The nerve to type out "basement dweller" with fat hands like that. The meat mittens. Your watch is so tight its compressing your wrist. Looks like butchers twine wrapped around a piece of ham

[Liam @liamtzs]

@no_404_username @Daniel86Cycles @blandCinema The best thing about the word chud going mainstream is that a whole new generation of leftists are trying to use it as an insult again as if it isnt the funniest word ever

[Liam @liamtzs]

@Prototype27F To be fair to them using a tree as cover has proven to be surprisingly effective in ukraine. I remember seeing a video of a russian soldiers surviving 4 FPV drones in a row just by circling a tree. That rolling stuff is gay tho

[Liam @liamtzs]

@boinksi @HaloFollowercom Third word in my reply was MAINLY. My previous reply before that also acknowledged that there were joke skins in doom eternal. My point is halo are showing off these objectively ugly skins while saying they domt have the resources to not use halo infinite asset flips

[Liam @liamtzs]

@boinksi @HaloFollowercom Skins that mainly fit the games artstyle/theme vs master chief covered in pop rocks and a roman legionairre

[Liam @liamtzs]

@JasperWhalen1 @Forty1_0 Terry davis summed this up perfectly

[Liam @liamtzs]

@boinksi @HaloFollowercom The difference being, doom eternals skins either looked good or were funny. These just look like utter shit lmao

[Liam @liamtzs]

@WiggerMaggot She looks like such a pissed off bitch.

"cortana, whats wrong"

" it doesnt matter"

"youre clearly annoyed"

"i said nothing"

This is that new dialogue they were talking about

[Liam @liamtzs]

@evolved117 She looks like such a pissed off bitch.

"cortana, whats wrong"

" it doesnt matter"

"youre clearly annoyed"

"i said nothing"

This is that new dialogue they were talking about

[𝓢𝔂𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓴 @Synark_]

Sometimes I jerk off while listening to imperial Japanese music to truly tap into my Mishimian inner spirit

[ALBION @TRAIN_DERAILER]

A MEETING OF TWO REPRESSED JAPANESE HOMOSEXUALS:

-"last night, I, i p-paid a escort 2 cradle me naked in a love hotel..."

-"I MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF DECAPITATED MEN."

-"w-h-"

-"LARGE WHITE PHALLUSES."

-"i don't u-"

-"NOTHING HAPPENED DURING THE INCIDENT AT NANJING."

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

Thinking about the guy who said he stopped watching porn because he always imagined this guy laughing at him if he did

[Europa.com @europa]

🇬🇧 Bodycam footage has been released showing Henry Nowak begging for an ambulance before being handcuffed behind his back.

Nowak: "I've been stabbed"

Officer: "I don't think you have mate"

Follow: @europa

[Liam @liamtzs]

@Babygravy9 The first thing you learn when training to defend against a knife is that you will be stabbed or cut at least 2-3 times. No way around it

[Liam @liamtzs]

@cthecache @ChristianHeiens Keir starmer x nick fuentes collab 🤯

[Liam @liamtzs]

@tezcatli0 @hiroerei Shooting down unresponsive flights only became doctrine after september 11th 2001 for... obvious reasons. On 9/11 when they scrambled jets they werent even carrying weapons because this was something they had never prepared for. They were actually going to ram the hijacked planes

[Liam @liamtzs]

@CountDankulaTV We need kingcobra next. RIP to the gothic prince

[Liam @liamtzs]

@Eden_Truck "Doing a shooting is gay and played out"