Libby

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[Libby @libby_ml]

My car is haunted or someone is getting into my locked car and exclusively rolling down the windows by random (but matching) amounts. You tell me what the preferable option is here

[Libby @libby_ml]

@thiccreese Aaahh big grats!!! 💕

[Libby @libby_ml]

@midge_madge Was it TT

[Libby @libby_ml]

I’m .3 seconds away from just screaming into a voice recording and emailing that to the court and opposing counsel

[Libby @libby_ml]

If crying on the way between court and work thinking about how you can’t take a minute to be pissed about losing one case bc you got more cases (that you’re probably going to lose bc the system is rigged) isn’t peak public interest lawyering idk what is

[Libby @libby_ml]

Outlaw the phrase “it’s a marathon not a sprint”

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

If that young man has Taylor’s scarf he should return it.

[Libby @libby_ml]

Excited to announce that I am the kind of person who in the same 24 hrs realizes she’s 1 day from a cross-country move and forgot to rent a storage unit, and also becomes a real attorney in 2 states

[Libby @libby_ml]

The desperate need to make any pair of male + female characters with any amount of screen time fall in love is maybe my least favorite media thing straight people ever created

[Libby @libby_ml]

@LlyAange Very sweet to offer me a real suggestion!! But I’m looking out in OR with hopes of being closer to Red lol

[Libby @libby_ml]

Me trying to follow up on job apps makes me feel like the car warranty people

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

i would strongly prefer a ‘capitol one doesn’t belong at pride’ discourse to a ‘kink doesn’t belong at pride’ discourse

[Libby @libby_ml]

This just in they are not kidding about the whole “physical activity helps mental illness” thing

[Libby @libby_ml]

Quick someone tell me what workout will make my butt look like Ochai Agbaji’s in these short ass basketball shorts

[Libby @libby_ml]

I hope that the people taking whole ass vacations mid-covid know that people will literally never forget

[Libby @libby_ml]

I have become a person who unironically says “thank god it’s friday,” I regret all of my choices

[Libby @libby_ml]

Why did I move to Chicago. What have I done

[Libby @libby_ml]

@Shock_Phantom Lmafo