the april fool

• 24 • PNW • 9 15 16 •

[the april fool @LibbyDodson]

*cries forever*

[Mabintou @mabintou]

I love Valentine’s Day because everything is just cute and red and pink and extravagant and lovey dovey.

[Castle @CastlesWay]

I unfollow people I don’t know for the smallest shit on IG. Some girl posted a ultrasound that had a plane in the belly and said I’m expecting more trips this year. Yeah she gota go

[Applebee's Grill + Bar @Applebees]

How are you treating your favorite person this "smoochin' season"?

[ms. ellerson🌷 @alana_daeshon]

Crocs cost $50, Air Force 1s are $100 now, chicken wings $20 a pack. But we can’t raise the National minimum wage because prices will serge. Y’all can really kiss my behind. I gotta work 3 hours to afford a pack of chicken wings. Y’all don’t see how trailer park that is??

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

Elmo

[shane A greer † 🇵🇷 🇦🇴🇺🇸 @shaneAgreer]

Call me old school but everyone should not be ALLOWED in your house.

[dave horwitz🪣 @Dave_Horwitz]

Quarantine time limit lowered to 30 minutes in your car on the way to work

[the april fool @LibbyDodson]

Keep em terrified

[the april fool @LibbyDodson]

Gorgeous gorgeous girls fill up entire trash bags when they clean their cars

[julia @juliashiplett]

If you ask me ‘how are you’ I’ll say p good, but if you ask me ‘are you ok’ I will fully spiral out

[Drebae @Drebae_]

The “shhh” got me screaming.

Yeah we never getting out this pandemic I fear 😭

[Justin @JustinFrancPoid]

Now compare the cost, don't be shy

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

starting a text with lmao but then also ending the text with lmao and having to decide where the lmao is more serviceable

[lana schwartz @_lanabelle]

andrew garfield....the leonardo dicaprio of joseph gordon-levitts

[mic @satelliteIouis]

hot girls already cried in 2022

[Unruly Heather Marulli @FixedAirHeather]

Argued with a man today who tried to say there’s a wage gap because women don’t do “important” jobs like men do, such as “building skyscrapers or repairing roads”. Does this man build skyscrapers or repair roads?? No, he does the most important job of all time…stand up comedy