Elisabeth

pursuing Jesus

[Dr. Thema @drthema]

Let them call you picky.

Remain selective.

You know what happens when you lower your standards - nothing good.

[Yesterday i was DL @MiintCondition]

Unfortunately, love bombing always works on me because I don’t think it’s suspicious to fall in love with me that fast at all, I actually think it’s understandable.

[Jaane @idek_tb]

*sees someone jogging in the morning*

Me: That’s what I need to be doing

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

Men are so lucky they can do this.

If I tell my friends “I can’t go bc my man told me no” they gonna show up at my door ready for war lmao

[⋆ @sadiyalove_]

me fake laughing with customers

[KAIMORALLE CONSULTS LIMITED @KaiMoralleCoffe]

why kids can’t never sit down & just eat they food?? they always gotta bite a nugget and do a flip😭

[. @Notdojaaa]

People who eat Twizzlers scare me. Like you’re really just sitting there enjoying flavored HDMI cords?

[OLONI BABY 🍒 @Oloni]

There’s honestly nothing better than having a sister. Someone who knows you more than you know yourself. You blood. Your best friend. Your confidant. The person you wanna spoil.

[𝔇𝔞𝔰𝔦𝔞 𝔍𝔞𝔫𝔞𝔢 @dajjrambo]

Unfortunately they was right yall I been unfortunately taking my vitamins & unfortunately my mood and joints are unfortunately better..

[tia @cursedhive]

rihanna leaving the super bowl stage after explaining all the new fenty products coming in 2024

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Grief is whack. You be living your life minding your business then just be like “man they really died”. Then be sad.

[Stephen @onyeka_sk]

my friends: “i’m not a hater but-”

me: “don’t worry i am”

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

telling the song to "shut up" right before you skip it >>>>

[Paul @bingowings14]

McDonald’s staff harvesting apple pie filling https://t.co/7g6bhOiYAN