Libby Reger

Look good, feel good.

[Libby Reger @libcreger]

Ability to edit iMessages is honestly life changing.

[Libby Reger @libcreger]

Told my dad that my goal is to look like a Boss Ass B*tch at my wedding, in which he replied “yeah, you are a bossy little b*tch”

[Libby Reger @libcreger]

Imagine a blissful world with no semis

[Libby Reger @libcreger]

Is having your Uber driver switch from ‘Good As Hell’ by Lizzo to WCCO reason enough to give a one star rating?

[Libby Reger @libcreger]

I’m not okay for two reasons 1. Grad school and 2. I have to wait to binge watch the new season of Queer Eye because grad school

[Libby Reger @libcreger]

Lost my third pair of mittens this winter so I will now be switching to only mittens that attach to your coat sleeves.

[Libby Reger @libcreger]

@tarynernst Same same

[Webb @Webbkinz_]

From now on instead of saying “are you kidding me” I’m going to say food related stuff like :

Are you flipping my pancakes?

Are you frying my rice right now?

Are you seriously buttering all my toast with this?

[Libby Reger @libcreger]

What if real life driving was like Mario cart driving and you could throw banana peels at dump drivers

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

I don’t know who the fuck invented the nap but that person better have gotten a Nobel Prize.

[Libby Reger @libcreger]

@mereger Clean, organized, good cook

[Libby Reger @libcreger]

I feel like I will really peak at age 45, by then I will be able to fully embrace my mom qualities

[Libby Reger @libcreger]

@KennedyHellmann Girl you drunk, it’s Mardi

[Libby Reger @libcreger]

*At McDonalds drive thru
Me: do you guys have shamrock shakes?
Guy: is that a serious inquiry?
Me: um yes..
Guy: uh, maybe next year?
Not mad @McDonalds , just disappointed

[Libby Reger @libcreger]

@NickSwardson 🙋🏼

[Libby Reger @libcreger]

I was really focused on what I was doing today when I realized that I was singing to myself... in the student lounge... full of students

[Libby Reger @libcreger]

New Year means shamrock shakes will be back in just a few short months

[Libby Reger @libcreger]

@tgundersonn I don't

[Libby Reger @libcreger]

@LukeSelken2219 Old habits die hard

[Libby Reger @libcreger]

Getting concussion #5 is the cherry on top of this really terrible week #thriving