Fun little trick in the Sunday New York Times crossword yesterday: the central theme clue was "The better of two sci-fi franchises", and regardless of whether you put Star Wars or Star Trek, the crossing clues worked
SHE JUST ASKED WHY I HAVE SO MUCH SKIN ON MY SIDES. Had to reason that some people have big stomachs at the front, mine is on the sides. Like it ain’t no thing.
She then slapped a love handle and told me we can probably squash it back in.
I’m fine. FINE. So fine.
Tonight Lo told Phil, when she grows up, she would like to be an artist like him… With a tearful caveat that she doesn’t want to draw monkeys.
RIP my NK dynasty dreams 🎈🐒
Rinoa: Would you please stop staring dramatically off into the distance while i’m talking to you?
Squall, staring dramatically off into the distance: I don’t know what you’re talking about