Shannon Brumbaugh

waiting for something amazing to happen.

[Shannon Brumbaugh @lickettysplittt]

I swear I do have a personality outside of drinking.

[Shannon Brumbaugh @lickettysplittt]

@KaleighRanisate I miss you 💕💕

[Shannon Brumbaugh @lickettysplittt]

I realized that my communication anxiety is better when I snap video people. So that will be my only form of communication with people from here on out.

[julia @juliashiplett]

Honestly haven’t decided whether I’m going to re-enter society like this or like this

[Shannon Brumbaugh @lickettysplittt]

I had big plans to be bad bitch today but it looks like I will be sad bitch today.

[Shannon Brumbaugh @lickettysplittt]

Do people still shoot people out of cannons?

[Shannon Brumbaugh @lickettysplittt]

Reddit has always had power.

[Shannon Brumbaugh @lickettysplittt]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but clean your fucking bathroom.

[Shannon Brumbaugh @lickettysplittt]

“It’s hard work being a piece of shit.”

[Shannon Brumbaugh @lickettysplittt]

I’ll be in my lingerie eating chocolate and pretending that love doesn’t exist today.

[MelaninPapi @thefecat]

You’d think I was dumb but I’m not I’m actually fucking stupid

[Shannon Brumbaugh @lickettysplittt]

@laurenpaigeem when you ran into the bathroom mirror 😂😂

[ROB DID 🏁 @MrRedMartian]

When you drunk tryna get out the bathroom cuz they playing your song https://t.co/egtnzepKTe

[Shannon Brumbaugh @lickettysplittt]

I honestly just want a boyfriend so that when we travel we can split everything in half.

[Shannon Brumbaugh @lickettysplittt]

@laurenpaigeem *kirkland

[Shannon Brumbaugh @lickettysplittt]

@laurenpaigeem I like Novah ✨✨

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

Since Trump’s almost out of office, I figured this would be a fun time to remind everyone of the weirdest & dumbest sh*t our failed dictator did in the last four years that we totally forgot about.

Starting with a classic:

STARING DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN DURING A SOLAR ECLIPSE

[Shannon Brumbaugh @lickettysplittt]

I ate an entire bag of sour patch kids last night and my mouth is still raw.

[Shannon Brumbaugh @lickettysplittt]

I just want to play with someone’s hair and read to them and for them to do the same.

[scranton strangler @m0fferdahl]

Cute boys who don’t tip well 😔