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twitters little orphan awesome

[scranton strangler @m0fferdahl]

My dad, who just turned 50, and was also a stay at home dad my ENTIRE life, graduated college today. To say I’m proud is an understatement. He put a lot on the back burner for my sisters, mom and I. Forever proud to be his daughter!!

[scranton strangler @m0fferdahl]

@pretselroll Said puzzle (find the missing piece 🤪), and said missing piece that I found later. So fuckin aggravating 😂

[scranton strangler @m0fferdahl]

@pretselroll I have a singular puzzle piece taped to my cupboard - it was a puzzle Shaun and I started and hated. We took it apart and brought it to my parents place over thxgiving, restarted it, they finished it… one piece missing. Found said piece UNDER the cat box at my house 💀

[scranton strangler @m0fferdahl]

Hi I’m back but just to find the drake video and then I’m deleting this app again 😍

[scranton strangler @m0fferdahl]

Girl 😐

[Pop Base @PopBase]

JK Rowling says she would ‘happily’ serve prison time over her transphobic views.

[sadgayboi @sadgayboi]

madonna going to “the icu” for a “bacterial infection” only to get the best facelift of her life is such leo behavior

[scranton strangler @m0fferdahl]

@PuppyVenom95 I do a cream contour and then I go back over it with a powder bronzer!! I’ll show u on snap. The brush like stipples it out a lil better, my beauty blender was making it all muddy and cakey

[scranton strangler @m0fferdahl]

@PuppyVenom95 It’s giving Brenny Frankleston

[fair maiden lover @fairmaiden1over]

bro did you seriously just rock me like a wagon wheel

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

the girls just don’t do it like them anymore

[scranton strangler @m0fferdahl]

I would sell my organs to see Coldplay perform in here

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Name an artist who NEEDS to perform in the Las Vegas Sphere. 🎤

[scranton strangler @m0fferdahl]

I want whatever he’s smoking

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Having children is saving the world

[scranton strangler @m0fferdahl]

I’ll never forgive Taco Bell for getting rid of the meal deals. Meal deal D with a Baja was my lifeline for like four years. Doritos IN the beefy five? Unmatched. I’m still mad.

[scranton strangler @m0fferdahl]

@pretselroll Enough 💀💀💀💀

[scranton strangler @m0fferdahl]

A literal glowing queen

[Mellie @pretselroll]

No shirt, no service ✨

[scranton strangler @m0fferdahl]

Literally so fucked up that they’re blatantly calling her a liar like we all didn’t watch him force himself on her. 😐

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

The Spanish Football Federation says it will take legal action over Jenni Hermoso’s comments about its president Luis Rubiales kissing her, claiming she is lying about it being non-consensual.

It also says that players have “an obligation” to play for the national team, after 81 refuse to play until Rubiales is removed from his post.

[‘J🦋 @jxvcee]

RIP Twitter Birdy fr fr 2010-2023😭🕊️

[Mellie @pretselroll]

You know her handjob weak if she ain’t fucking up her makeup

[scranton strangler @m0fferdahl]

@iznylfaye Ok I’m actually so excited for this

[scranton strangler @m0fferdahl]

@softly_crying I only smoke now when I’m drunk or after a huge ass bowl and the nicotine is callllling for me. I’d buy newports if I smoked regularly for sure