5 ways to avoid App Store developer account suspension in 2024:
What I’ve learned these past few weeks…
1. Keep refunds < 30% by ensuring your app delivers on the promises made on the paywall
2. Avoiding adding unvetted users to manage or view your account (developers, potential buyers, etc)
3. Never buy fake reviews and if an influx of fake reviews appear on your apps report to Apple immediately
4. Avoid trademarks and copyright strikes — Apple keep a record of all times your account has been in bad standing
5. Review plugins and packages to ensure they’re not inadvertently breaking Apples terms of service
Am I missing anything else?
If you don’t have a plan B in your back pocket, you’ll wish you did when the time comes. AND the time WILL come.
Second citizenship
Friends around the globe
Residencies around the world
Bank accounts around the world
And of course Bitcoin where YOU HOLD THE KEYS.
Yes bank accounts are still important if you want to transact with most people. Remember only 5 percent of the globe has invested in crypto.
Any woman I date does not have a job.
Why would I be working so hard to have hundreds of millions for my woman to waste her life enslaved for pennies?
No.
I will give you a life you could never ever afford, ever.
Private jets.
5 star hotels.
New cars.
Endless spending money and diamonds.
You will be rich because you are praying for me everyday and protecting my spirit.
I work in the physical world and she works in the spirit realm.
Women shouldnt have to work because being a good partner is a full time job for a woman.
She has to look good.
All the beauty treatments are time intensive. Not about money, takes alot of TIME.
She has to train everyday and stay in fantastic shape.
Shop to look amazing next to me.
I know there are some men who do 100x more than this on a daily basis but females are not as organised as men and achieving anything significant causes them huge amounts of stress.
They need to have huge sections of their day empty to waste or they will have a mental breakdown.
And do you want a woman whos stressed and angry after the commute? Unshaven and exhausted?
Or do you want a barbie doll whos always smiling and saying "thank youuuuuu!" because she did her nails and bought new Prada that day?
As a man - unless youre a loser - youre already filthy rich, right?
You can get endless sex anyway, girls are easy.
So what can a girl give you? Happiness, vibes! Always smiling.
Take the edge off a stressful life.
Can she always be happy if shes been working all day?
No.
She has to wake up at 11, gym till 1, one appointment and some shopping, dressed beautiful by 7pm for you to finish working and tell you how strong you are.
No matter how pissed off you are she has to always be laughing and smiling and writing you little notes about how youre perfect.
And she has to be playful and funny.
She cant do that if she has a job.
So your job is being my girlfriend and now youre a millionaire congratulation's.
Behave and aim for the promotion to wife.