B Clark

Having a better past isn't an option

[B Clark @lidsaver]

@SqSehrish 106

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@tymboyszn 9998

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@0xLuciferCore 9866

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@Mimiiben1 63

[Dr Dave Cartland BMedSc MBChB Ex-MRCGP @CartlandDavid]

Hats off to whoever wrote this!

EMPLOYEE NOTICE

Due to the current financial situation caused by the fuel crisis and the slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your MP, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Sincerely,

The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)

PS - Due to the Virus, recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.

[B Clark @lidsaver]

In a world where multiple companies are competing for online payment processing it is very interesting for @paypal to take this approach. Good riddance!!!

[B Clark @lidsaver]

Anybody ever get their account deactivated by @paypal, and they won't tell you why? This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard of. I have tried 3 times to speak to someone @paypal and I am told there is no details.

[B Clark @lidsaver]

@AskPayPal why has my account been blocked? I can't get anyone to help me on the phone.

[CanadianBacon @canadatruthseek]

@NoContextHumans

[Taylor Soper 🤙🏻 @Soper_TandC]

Here’s the “struggle” before…#lowcountrylivin

[South Park @SouthPark]

The entire town turns out to see who will sit or stand for the national anthem at the girls' volleyball game.
"Member Berries" S20

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

unseasoned pigeons only

[B Clark @lidsaver]

And after 30 mins of direct messaging with @OfferUpSupport they don't respond. What a joke. I thought Craigslist was bad...competition for being horrible, shouldn't be a "thing"

[B Clark @lidsaver]

@OfferUpSupport app seems to have gone down hill since merging with letgo. Archiving doesn't work.

[B Clark @lidsaver]

@OfferUpSupport app seems to have gone down hill since merging with letgo. Archiving doesn't work.

[Indy @IndecisiveJones]

when you think about it, cars, planes, even trains, are just really fast chairs

[Terrence K. Williams @w_terrence]

SHE WENT BERSERK!

THIS IS MOST DEFINITELY A LIBERAL

This woman Attacked A Red Lobster Employee Over Having To Wait Too Long For Her Food on Mother’s Day!

She wants to sue the employee for hitting her back!

Are people going Crazy or CRAZYYY ?

[Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla]

B of A has a list of companies set to benefit most from the #CARESAct:

#COVID19

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I don’t necessarily trust my Alexa to not eavesdrop on me and sell my secrets to advertisers, but I think I just found what I’m gonna be doing for the next few weeks: