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[Yorkie @LIDSTERNORMAL]

@Bella514678 Well exactly, if they didn't like it they could have paid for something bigger

[Yorkie @LIDSTERNORMAL]

@benonwine Bin man

[Yorkie @LIDSTERNORMAL]

@Sincericidiolit Poh never stood a chance - that one's wife doesn't have a funny bone in her body, she looks older than Poh, she's no talent and she hates kids and people of colour

[Queen Genevieve @_Genevieves_]

MEGHAN THE BULLY
This hideous bully needs a reality check, everyone is absolutely sick & tired of her. She’s a nasty, nasty piece of work with a stinking attitude. Who does she think she is? #meghanmarkleexposed

[Yorkie @LIDSTERNORMAL]

@MattCas04807118 Animals

[Yorkie @LIDSTERNORMAL]

@that_1 Half the wine is gone already! There's that crazy attention to detail again....

[Yorkie @LIDSTERNORMAL]

@WasAcop I haven't paid for that for twenty years

[Princess CarParkle 👑 @unreMARKLEble]

Harry and the boy both have gigantic bouquets of flowers-wonder what for, at Althorp? So #MeghanMarkle really posted photos of them on the way to #PrincessDiana’s grave. Wow. How disrespectful, exploitative and gross. What should really be a very private and personal family moment she posts on her public influencer platform for the world to see. Of the-I’m sure-tons of photos she took at Althorp, she wanted you to know she was at Diana’s grave and Harry, the Douche of Privacy, allows it. How truly offensive. I’m sure #PrinceWilliam is livid as he should be. There’s no low too low for the Douchess. #HarryandMeghan #HarryandMeghanExploitDiana #MeghanIsTheProblem

[Yorkie @LIDSTERNORMAL]

@according2_taz Poh is everything that one's wife wishes she was - talented, beautiful and didn't have to sleep with white men to get everything she has

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨NEWS: This is Karam Majdi, the 27 year old illegal immigrant who raped a 14 year old girl in Croydon

He got just 7 years in prison for this horrific attack

Yet having served his sentence he cannot be deported back to his home country. WHY? Because he has claimed he is bisexual

And will be punished in the Muslim country he comes from

Why do we have to put up with this nonsense?
Why are his rights more important than the safety of little girls?

The UK is going through a migrant rape epidemic

We should be deporting his ashes

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

Axel Rudakubana has been moved from prison to a psychiatric hospital where he will be treated as a patient, not a prisoner.

During the trial, his own defence lawyer did not submit a psychiatric report.

This outrageous decision must be reversed.

[Stuart Macintosh @stueymaco]

So roughly translated, your son is no longer allowed to make girls feel uncomfortable by using their toilets at school. Good. And the pronouns, FFS. There should be capability tests for parenting, and I seriously mean that.

[Pete @PeteBritish]

I reckon No 10 North was well under refurbishment before the Makerfield by-election was even held on 18th June.

The panelling, lighting, IT install would have needed more than a month to organise and complete.

Andy was always the next in line…

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Privacy! 🙄

[Salty Duchess 👸🏽👸🏽👸🏽 @duchess_salty]

I’m deceased.

SpongeBob is far more shapely 🤣🤭

[Sharron Davies HoL MBE @sharrond62]

To all those uneducated about sport. To participate you HAVE to consent to drug testing, many times a year, year in year out. Whilst observed. A sex screening test IS once. Takes ten seconds & is not intrusive . It protects fair female sport. Stop the gaslighting, we see you!

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Trouble is, 'trans' isn't an adjective. 'Trans woman' is a compound noun meaning 'man who wants to be considered a woman.' If the individual being described isn't trans, he's simply a man, whereas a bespectacled woman remains a woman even if she's not wearing glasses.

[Yorkie @LIDSTERNORMAL]

@JuliaHB1 So, this must be the mayoral office as you don't set up a northern HQ in a matter of weeks. The ego on this guy is very worrying, politicians used to be in it for the good of the people and country

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Jeremy Clarkson made £144 farming a thousand acres in his first year.

In year six he lost five thousand.

His own words to his land agent: dispiriting enough to clear a hundred and forty-four quid at the start, and here we are six years on, down five grand. The harvest had been projected at thirty-seven thousand profit. Weather and prices took it.

Now look at what that thousand acres has behind it that yours does not.

One of the best land agents in the country. A farm manager who has worked that ground since he was a teenager. A farm shop with a queue down the lane, a pub, bestselling books, more than a quarter of a million in subsidy across three years, and a television production paying for the entire thing to be filmed.

It is the most commercially advantaged thousand acres in Britain, and the farming still loses money.

That figure should end every conversation about British agriculture, and it is the one number that never makes it onto a campaign graphic. Not the glyphosate. Not the pig housing. The margin.

Because everything people object to on a farm grows straight out of it. The field pushed to the very edge. The hedge that came out because the government paid to have it removed. The shed instead of the yard. The supermarket contract signed below cost because the alternative was no contract. Nobody intensified out of malice. They were priced into it over sixty years by a policy that decided cheap groceries mattered more than a countryside, and by a retail sector that kept the difference.

Britain now grows around sixty per cent of its own food. More than a third of British farmers are past sixty-five.

The man with the Amazon cheque cannot make a thousand acres pay.

The seventy-year-old with three hundred and no film crew is doing it anyway, and being told by people who have never sold a tonne of anything that he is the problem.

[Yorkie @LIDSTERNORMAL]

@BeeAwake2 And Halfwit isn't that ripped either